PGLTM

What the hell did I miss?!

how long is too long to respond to an im.

“I will call the twins and let them handle my lightweight because you ain’t ready to rumble. I said I got you, damn!”

"The twins can catch these hands too I ain't pussy. We gon' fight after you feed me, I been fed up since you beat me with that broom that day."

“But you can’t whoop me. Now go get ready, I ain’t gon’ put nothing in there.”

"I'ma beat your ass one of these days. You better be ready to feed me, deadass."

Get in the dunk tank and I’ll get you whatever you want.

"Aight, I'm doing this for the food only. Don't throw nothing else in that tank or we're fighting, idc."

“Well, alrighty. Let me rephrase myself. Since I know that most of the school student’s population cannot afford the Balmain clothing straight off the rack, Princess Morbucks had to go the cheapest route. Don’t blame me, blame your parents. Plus, I won’t want FAFSA taking any more money away from the poor. Was that better, sir? If not, I can always rephrase a little better for the future.”

"See now I'm trying figure out who the fuck you talkin' to. I know you ain't talking directly to me, I'm hoping you're not. But, just because everybody ain't on that spoiled shit and work for what they have don't mean they poor it mean they prioritize shit that matter from shit that don't. I bet if somebody snatched all that shit from your ass you'll lose your damn mind. Plus, that damn collab old as fuck I'm sure people got the shit they wanted from it already. Now take that stick out your ass and lighten up, shorty. "

Why are you even lying right now?

Are you going to feed me while we're at this carnival?

Uncross out that smart shit you said. If you're going to say it, say that shit with no regrets.

Anorexia is real.

No one feeds me. I’m an unloved human being.

Ask you mother, I mean Shego.