tell your dog i say hi.

LET ME WORM AMONG THE STARS

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

And they’re all Vlad

@randomitemdrop ?

Item: electric guitar imprisoning the soul of somebody’s grandpa; typically this process makes the instrument more powerful but crucially it only works when the soul knew how to play said instrument well, which this particular gentleman did not

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

a lot of people in the notes saying where they think that money should go instead & i said what i said!! it should all go to fucking bugs!!!

@geothefafa we desperately need an update with a picture of Garcia

THATS HER!! I'm dying laughing that we completely forgot her lore and just made an oc based on this dr pepper can promotion. I'm glad she really did it though! We may have been facing the wrong way but we were rooting for her the whole time ❤️