Oh my balls!

“Hey, I’m not going to hurt ya.”

“That’s probably bullshit.”

"You're probably bullshit."

"Hey, I'm not going to hurt ya."

“ I’m not sure if I know you? ”

"Uh, nobody really knows who I am. I'm just the man who does Cage's stunts. I've heard a lot about you, and can I just say, you're pretty amazing."

“I’m cassansdra cage, or cassie for short. And daughter of johnny cage and Sonya blade.”

"Uh, Johnny hooked up with Sonya? Nasty."

“‘Name’s Mokap, and who might you be?”

“The names Diana rose, part of the black dragon.”

"Ew, they sound nasty."

"'Name's Mokap, and who might you be?"

“He ate my ass before, y'know.”

“…..Seriously?”

“Yeah, I told him that I was Johnny Cage and he went crazy on my ass.”

“Wow…”

"Yeah, while he was sleeping a gave him a tattoo on his butt cheek. If you pull down his pants you'll see my name... Its a strange accomplishment..."

“He ate my ass before, y'know.”

“…..Seriously?”

"Yeah, I told him that I was Johnny Cage and he went crazy on my ass."

"He ate my ass before, y'know."

"I'm Mokap. Johnny Cage has told me that you can shoot lightning, is that true?"

“Hey! I’m not a ball boy!” He replied furiously, crossing his arms across his motion capture suit. “My name’s Mokap, you?”

She gave a roll of her eyes in response to him shouting. Like a child. “I’m called Phoenix in the Lin Kuei, but my name is Iris.”

“Phoenix? How about I just call you… Super pretty girl that I totally want to get with? Sounds good to me.” He deviously smirked at the Lin Kuei, his eyes scanning over her body.

She gave a dark growl, glaring at the man who made the comment towards her. She absolutely despised men who hit on her in that type of vulgar fashion. “Don’t talk about me in that tone again, are we clear, ball boy?”

His smirk drooped into a frown, he let out a groan of disappointment. “I just wanted to say that you are cute, jeez! I think you’re really pretty…”

“With your language of saying ‘you want to get with’ is not a way of saying I was pretty.” She pushed back her hair. “You have ten minutes. State why you’re here before I kick you in a place where it will hurt.”

"Shit! Dont hit my balls!" He pleaded, taking a small step back, "I-I just was exploring and I wanted to make friends... That's it..."

“I’m Mokap, so… Uh… Whatcha doing?”

“Nothing of your business, what are you supposed to be? I’ve seen very weird stuff and you… well…”

“I’m the dude that does all the motion capture in Johnny Cage’s films… I wear this suit and do all the flip kicks and stuff…”

“Oh, I knew that he didn’t make all those moves, that old man would break his spine if he does. It must be hard working with him making jokes around.”

“Nah, he doesn’t bother me. We’re good friends actually… I enjoy most of his jokes.”

“So you two share the same sense of humor?… but being honest, you don’t look like a combatant at all.”

"Oh really? You wanna test me, I thought against this bald sorcerer once... I beat his ass."