I'M FAGGOT

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

learning about 4 am

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

Need some fables AESOP

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]