I'M FAGGOT

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

ringo starr expanded his famous jewelry collection just over a decade ago by incorporating the famous elf stones which he bought at auction

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

Joey Chestnut does Hedberg: Hot dogs are great for when you’re hungry and you want to eat a thousand of something

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.