I'M FAGGOT

Ohhh my gods she’s beautifullll

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft