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God I love Butler and Artemis' relationship. He's my son he's my brother he's my charge and I must not Get Attached he's my will to live he's my best friend he is fourteen I will wait for him for three years because he told me he'd come back I love him I have and will take a bullet for him look at him wrong and prepare to die

is it really found family if one member has been paid since your birth to be your bodyguard, you kidnapped another, and the rest know you through your heists and world-saving stunts?

thinking about the 4th artemis fowl book before he gets his memories of the previous three books back and he and holly are running around underground escaping from trolls and vengeful elf elizabeth holmeses and he’s like wow we’ve really clicked in a short amount of time i feel like we have an intense connection we’re really trauma bonding. my brother in frond you kidnapped her

the grifts Artemis and Butler try to pull where they pretend to be uncle + nephew or father + son are so funny. like "hi don't mind us :). just one normal family unit of: 1) the ghost of a young victorian child and 2) the terminator".