a s s c r o w n

"I'll be there in five minutes. Please be okay."

“I just need you here.”

"I'm bad for you."

“So are cigarettes and mixed drinks, but you don’t see me giving those up.”

"I'm pregnant and it's your's."

“This is a joke. You’re joking, right? No, Avery. Please tell me this a joke and you’re not pregnant. You can’t be pregnant. Your dad is actually going to murder me and chop me up into tiny pieces and throw them in the lake if it’s not.”

"Just go."

“This is my house, you can’t tell me to leave.”

"Just five more minutes."

“You’ve been writing for the past three hours, I can’t wait five more minutes.”

"Kiss me you idiot."

“Harsh, but I was already planning on kissing you.”

"Make me."

“Don’t tempt me, sweetheart. I don’t make the best choices when I’m this drunk.”

"Shut up and listen."

“Tell me to shut up one more time and I swear it will be the last time you find me in your bed, Gray.”

"That's the cheesiest pickup line I've ever heard."

“But do you think it’ll work? I really like her and I don’t want to mess this up.”

"This stays between us."

“Why? You don’t want your friends to know that you’re still dating the scumbag frat boy who’s bound to cheat on you because it’s just his personality? You don’t want your friends to know that even though you agree with everything they say, you always come back to me? You don’t want your friends to know that you love me just as much as I love you?”

"Truth hurts, don't it?"

“You’re an asshole. Have been since the day we were born.”

"We're moving too fast."

“You’re only saying that because I’m younger than you. And let me remind you, by only three years. Trust me, we’re not moving too fast.”

"What are you afraid of?"

“You not coming home next time.”

"What if someone catches us?"

“If your parents happen to walk into your room right now and look through that window, I will jump right off of this roof. No hesitation.”