fenris, or leto?

“you should not laugh.”

“you should not forget about your problems.”

“the world is not funny.”

“i have no idea what’s going on over there.”

“what are they fighting about?”

“i can’t wrap my mind around exactly why i’m here.”

“you wanna be happy, well, get in line.”

“i love the idea of you.”

“that wasn’t clever, just mean.”

“do not give those dumb fucks any credit.”

“honesty’s for the birds, baby.”

“why is there a little boy living alone down the lane?”

“am i the only one concerned for this little boy?”

“if you’re writing honestly, that’s art.”

“that’s textbook pandering.”

“that’s a scarecrow, thought it was a human woman, sorry.”

“i hope you’re feeling me subtextually.”

“the boots i’m wearing cost three grand.”

“you don’t know what land you’re in.”

“they’re lying and manipulating you.”

“you deserve better.”

“thank you, weird man. bye.”

“culture’s over, everybody, we lost.”

“how dare they think them fucking around is worthy of your attention?”

“yeah, ‘whoo’ that sadness out.”

“if you want love, lower your expectations a lot.”

“if he’s got a thing for feet, say, fuck it, sweep me off them.”

“you might think your dick’s a gift, but i promise, it’s not.”

“but deep down we know we don’t deserve it.”

“we all deserve love, even on the days we aren’t our best.”

“original doesn’t mean good.”

“why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise?”

“touché, bitch.”

“i have to clean it up because you’ll only mess it up more if you do.”

“flaming hot cheetos are not for pussies.”

“they’re not sponsoring me, i’m just trying to get them to.”

“do not stick with me through thick.”

“if i stop entertaining you, kick me to the curb.”

“man, if only i was anybody else at all.”

“i went through a pretty rough breakup recently.”

“it’s over.”

“we shouldn’t fight to stay together just to fight again.”

“eat a dick.”

if you don’t like this dick sitch, eat a dick, bitch.”

“i try to speak to you but you don’t listen.”

“honestly, are you fucking five?”

“i’m saying how i’m feeling and you’re saying ‘eat a dick’ over and over again, does that seem mature to you?”

“i’m hurt and i’m trying to hide it.”

“i thought we had a future together.”

“i didn’t think you’d cry for me.”

“i thought you were lashing out in anger but now i see you’re scared.”

“maybe we can work this out and not break up.”

“you think three lousy tears offsets three years of shit?”

“you’re not what i need, hon; lick this clit then leave, son.”

“can i say my shit?”

“i’ve got lots of shit to say.”

“i can’t fit my hand inside a pringle can.”

“you think you can, i know you can’t.”

“irony can be so painful.”

“dude, you should’ve warned me.”

“half the shit inside my burrito spilled out.”

“i wouldn’t have got the _______ if i knew it wouldn’t fit.”

“truth is, my biggest problem’s you.”

“i wanna please you but i wanna stay true to myself.”

“a part of me loves you, a part of me hates you.”

“i don’t think that i can handle this right now.”

“if you hated it, that’s fair.”

“on a scale of one to zero, are you happy?”

“i really wanna try to get happy.”

“i wouldn’t even want it if i got it.”

“oh god, my dad was right.”

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SO I’m almost at 100 followers and I just got back onto this blog so I decided that, in celebration, I would make icons for one of my lovely followers. Or three. Let’s do three. 

PRIZES: 

One person gets 100 plain icons. Another gets 100 bordered/psd icons. And finally, one lucky fuck gets 100 fancy-shmancy icons with the .psd file. 

RULES

Must be following me. 

Must have a FC I can find content for online, be it screencaps or youtube videos or whatever. 

Reblogs and likes both count, do whatever you want.

Apparently tagging this as “giveaway” can get it taken down? SO don’t do that either.

Been meaning to pull this together for a while.  If you know anything good that I’ve missed, stick ‘em on the end!  I’ll reblog in a while with additions.

Dragon Age Wiki–first-stop resource for basic character and plot information, class and area info, and a lot of codices from all three games.

An Illustrated Timeline of Thedosian History–What it says on the tin, put together by @penbrydd.

Travel Times:

Ferelden travel: distances and times–DA: O specific areas, also includes interesting discussion of forced-march speeds

More travel time ideas including Inquisition areas

Thedosian Titles–Ranks and titles in Thedas, as taken from the tabletop rpg guides.

Thedosian slurs–a compilation of derogatory terms used by various Thedosian peoples.

Thedosian calendar–Thedosian dates and holidays with a speculative matchup of the Gregorian equivalents.

Human names–information on naming in Thedosian human cultures.

Qunari, dwarven, and elven names–some information and examples for each group.

How old everyone is in Inquisition–answers or best estimates using in-game or WoT information.

War Table spreadsheet–all the War Table missions, options, and outcomes.

eg:

∯ || You told me once that I was the only person on that team you might consider a friend… I can say now that I should have taken you at your word long ago.

∯ || I wish we had more occasion to speak. I can’t say I’ve ever disliked your company.

If I ever misread something in our thread and reply wrongly because of it; Tell me! 

If I ever fail to give you enough information to inspire your reply; Tell me! 

If I ever use a trigger word or event you feel uncomfortable with in a thread; Tell me! 

If I ever write a reply below my usual standards; Tell me! 

“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”