mind how you go.

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

Werthers unoriginals. Werthers trite and cliche. Werthers entirely derivative

reading an ao3 description and continuing to scroll as if you didn’t just suffer intense psychological damage 

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)

Haha yeah!! (I didn’t understand a single thing you just said)

For the love of God, stop giving them ideas

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

Hey babygirl, just so you know what you’re dealing with, I’m the kinda gal who saves manually before hitting “Save & Quit” to exit the game.

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.