conflicted eXXistence

My absurd novella, Monkey Maids, is coming to Kickstarter in two weeks! Buckle up, because it’s going to be a fracas of monumental proportions. A shenanigan-packed ruckus. A straight-up hullabaloo. Seventeen monkeys in a two-bedroom apartment tend to bring the chaos, after all. Intrigued? I’ve got you. Check Out the Live Readings! Here’s a three-part playlist of me reading the last draft of…

* By “beta read” I mean give feedback on while I read it to you live on stream. ** By “new” I mean a novella I’ve been working on for about fifteen years and am nearly finished with at last. It’s also available in ebook and audiobok, cough cough. Last year, I published Dwayne, my first novella in the Tales from Existentia collection. The story of a woman who wakes up to find a 15-ton boulder…

7 Months Later = 3 New Comics!

Tracy Queen #1-3 Ends TONIGHT!

Cover by Asinjuasflora The Campaign Is Almost Over! My Kickstarter campaign for Tracy Queen #1-3: I Want More ends tonight! I can hardly believe it. How did thirty days go by so quickly? This is my eleventh Kickstarter campaign, and I’m still amazed at the amount of work, focus, and energy that goes into making one of these babies successful. I’ve spent the campaign so far writing updates to…

Tracy Queen Media Blitz!

Since the campaign for Tracy Queen V3: I Want More is live on Kickstarter this month, I’ve been making the rounds of live-streams, podcasts, interviews, and more. It’s exhausting but always fun. And one of the best things about this media blitz is that it’s gotten me not just talking, but also thinking about the story in really deep ways. Nearly every conversation Jayel and I have had about the…

Tracy Queen Is Back (on Kickstarter)!

It’s launch day for Tracy Queen #1-3: I Want More! Now’s the best time to preorder your copies of issues 1 – 3 of this NSFW, over-the-top, pulp sci-fi epic. You can also order tons of other goodies. We’ve got a custom Tracy Queen cube craft paper doll, a custom Tracy Queen Lego mini-fig, a fully articulated Tracy Queen action figure, and lots more! Some come on over and grab the reward tier that…

My Characters Brought to Life!

Just a quick post to invite you to the coolest thing ever! LIVE Table Read! The amazing, talented folks at Next Arc Studios are going to perform a LIVE table read of my script for Tracy Queen, Volume 1 this Wednesday! A group of wonderful professional voice actors will come together to bring my favorite characters to life. It’s literally every writer’s dream come true. I’m so excited! And I…

Tracy Queen Is Coming…Again

It’s been a while since my favorite character ever—the queen of feminist smut, the mafiosa turned cam model, the utterly undefeatable Tracy Queen—took the stage. I’ve missed her, and I bet you have, too. But folks, I’ve got great news. She’s coming…again. Here’s everything you need to know. About Tracy Once the heir to an international crime syndicate, Tracy Queen broke away from her…

Ten Years of Consent

Me with Ginn Doll and my pal Steve at the opening of Consent. Ten years ago today, my one-woman art show, Consent, opened at apexart in Tribeca, NYC. The show explored the people’s relationships with adult entertainment—people who made it and people who watched it alike. Consent ran from March 21 – May 12, 2012, and, at the time, was one of the best-attended exhibits in the gallery’s…

“Dwayne” Ends Tonight!!

I absolutely cannot believe that the campaign to fund “Dwayne” is almost over! The past few weeks have absolutely flown by in a haze of amazement over the amount of support you’ve shown for this strange story about a disconcerting boulder and his disgruntled roommate. With your support, the campaign has reached well 350% of its original funding goal (as of the time I’m writing this). We’ve…

I’m in the (Home) Studio

Check it out! I’m in the studio! The home studio, that is. I’m Recording the “Dwayne” Audiobook “Dwayne” is my novella about a woman who wakes up one day to find a 15-ton boulder in her living room. She’s forced to live with the rock she calls “Dwayne” until the insurance company can sort out what to do about having it removed, and it changes her life, for better and for worse. The fund-raiser…

I Have a Thing for Rocks

You may have guessed…given that I’m currently crowdfunding my novella about about a possibly magical, possibly sentient boulder. But here’s the funny thing. I didn’t know I had an affinity for rocks. This Is Normal, Right? This photo was taken in 2014, I believe. Several years before the concept for “Dwayne” popped into my head, when I was on vacation and hiking in Glacier National Park. At…

The End of Dwayne…Is Just the Beginning

I did it! I read the entirety of “Dwayne”—a novella I wrote about a woman whose home is invaded by a 15-ton standing stone. The story was broken up into three parts, which I read live on Twitch, then posted to YouTube! Wanna see the last one? Dwayne – Part 3 In the third and final installment of “Dwayne,” our protagonist has had enough of the 15-ton boulder who’s taken over her life. Her…

The Last Links of 2021 (plus a story)!

It’s finally happening. After 365 days that felt more like a decade, 2021 is drawing to a close. It’s been a rough one for all of us, myself very much included, but it’s also been a learning experience. One of the things I’m starting 2022 with is a new sense of profound gratitude for the little things I used to take for granted—falling snow, warm clothing, Zoom meetups with dear friends and…

Now That You Told Me How…I’m Going to Read to You!

Folks, I am so glad I asked for your guidance on how I should read my weird stories and novellas to you! Thank you for responding to my surveys! Now I have a plan, based on your responses. Check them out below…and find out when and where I’ll be reading to you! I Asked, You Answered! Here are your answers to when, where, and how I’ll read my strange stories to you! Prose Fiction? Yay or…

I Want to Read to You! + Links!

Well, my dears, it’s time for a monthly round-up of links from around the internet on topics of secks, pr0nz, and more. But before we get there…I have a few quick questions to ask you. This image is from the last time I read live on stream—you can still catch videos of me reading from my memoir on YouTube! I Want to Read to You. I’ve written and published many things in my time: journalism,…

Becoming What High School Me Wanted to See in the World

The BECOMING Anthology—the eleventh comics anthology I’ve curated, edited, and published—has just a week left in its Kickstarter campaign. Bringing together the 36 other creators’ work (plus my own) and putting in front of the public has been an amazing experience. And it’s got me feeling a little nostalgic. About high school Lynsey. The Essay Contest I don’t recall if it was my junior or…