\o/ aaaa

most underrated scene in american psycho is when patrick is about to strangle that guy but he just thinks patrick is trying to fuck him and starts trying to kiss him back and patrick gets so homophobic that he just leaves

i hope a major terrorism event hjappens in the next 5 years that makes all superhero films totally unviable. like a guy dressed in a leotard calls himself "the dc marvel" and flies a boeing into the white house

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

love hearing ppl's cafe drink + baked treat combos, soothes my gnarled soul. i like an iced chai latte + bacon-egg-cheese sandwich, hbu?

me: *peeking over the side of the urinal* did you know my chemical romance is getting- dude? What is that? Your wiener?

Do care + did ask + please don't stop talking + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you