ain't got time!

Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on

me changing my paper topic a week before it’s due

Mcr is like an ex that messages you “wyd” everytime you’re about to get over them

Amazon whys my cock so small

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

Alexa kill this clown

ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

when u are lonely and its summer: *realizes truth about self* *realizes truth about self* *re

men will see a film and think it was good

nooooooooo dont buy st ives apricot scrub youre so sexy aha

me