LYDIA HATES PURPLE

This Week on The Bachelorette, [SPOILER ALERT, as if you care] Josh gets the final rose and Nick is super distraught over it. As in, he’s not over it. At all. Someone check on Nick. But don’t get too close. (He looks like a stabber.)

WHAT WE LEARNED/MAIN TAKEAWAYS

This Week on The Bachelorette, the men tell all, which is basically “the men tell nothing, but we came up with some stuff to fill two hours.”

WHAT WE LEARNED/MAIN TAKE-AWAYS

This week on The Bachelorette, Nick wrote a fairytale, Josh played to his strengths (baseball, Spanish), and Chris [SPOILER] rode off into the sunset. America was bored.

What We Learned/Main Take-Aways

This week on The Bachelorette, Andi visited the guys’ boring hometowns, Chris’ family hid in the woods, and the cast and crew found out about the passing of Eric Hill and made us all watch.

WHAT WE LEARNED/MAIN TAKEAWAYS

Elizabeth:

WHAT WE LEARNED/MAIN TAKEAWAYS

Elizabeth:

In episode 2, we fall in love with Eric, the guys strip for “charity,” and Craig gets drunk. Here are our thoughts on this week’s episode of The Bachelorette:

WHAT WE LEARNED/MAIN TAKEAWAYS

Elizabeth:

In episode 1, we meet the guys, a strange man lurks in the driveway in an attempt to force his way onto the show, and Andi makes some questionable decisions. Here are our thoughts on this week’s The Bachelorette:

WHAT WE LEARNED/MAIN TAKEAWAYS

Elizabeth: