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[ whispers ] i’m sorry for not being super active i’m doing two shows at once and it’s tech week for one of them and rehearsals have been running until 11 o’clock sO also i’m going to be doing community service work for school at my theater tomorrow so i probably won’t be on most of the day this may be the case for the rest of the week but i’m not sure yet tech for my other show starts next week but things should be winding down by then so i might be on a little bit more again i’m really sorry i’m just really tired and really busy and nothing is happening on any of my blogs

#( out of parchment. )#psa

Parenting ||Starter Sentences|| Part 2

"Whoever said 'having kids is a joy, you'll love it', can I do you a favor and fucking punch you in the face?"

"_____ is getting bullied in school, and we can't move because of your stupid job(s)!"

"Go look at what YOUR kid did to the laundry room, why don'tcha?"

"He/She is NOT dressing up as THAT for Halloween! I don't care if it's unique, it'll probably scar the other trick-or-treaters!"

"I don't believe in spankings, but I do believe in an ACTUAL punishment. Maybe... no coloring books for a few days? No TV for a month?"

"_____'s report card came back... it honestly doesn't look good at all."

"I know that you said you didn't want _____ to date until he/she was in his/her 30s or 40s, but I just wanted to let you know that I think I saw him/her with another boy/girl in his/her bedroom... and there were slight groaning and moaning noises coming from there."

"I don't like _____ watching these bad shows, dammit! Turn it off!"

"I told you not to give him/her ice cream before bed!"

"_____ just said I'm a horrible father/mother, and he/she's embarrassed to even be seen with me."

"How are we gonna break the news that _____'s going to be a big brother/sister in a few weeks? I mean, it's been 9 months since we found out, and we've been keeping it a secret for so long. I/You've been showing since month 5, you think he/she'd figure it out by now that there's a bun in the oven."

"I think _____'s jealous of the new baby... I asked him/her if he/she loved his/her new baby brother/sister, and he/she responded with 'No, because baby's getting all your love, Daddy/Mommy/Papa/Mama.'"

#( memes. )

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GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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#woops i just died #( out of parchment. )

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Lorcan/Rose

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you;

"Their" song: Parlez-Moi D’Amour - Midnight in Paris OST

Who does more housework: Rose

What couple cosplay they should do: Uh idk first thing that came to mind was like, Flynn & Rapunzel? OOPS.

Who cried watching Toy Story 3: ROSE DUH

Who hogs the blankets at night: Rose tries to but I bet you Lorcan is the one who hogs the blankets lbr

What they fight about: They fight about small things. However, they fight about not spending time with each other.

Who has more Facebook friends: Lorcan. Don’t question this.

One headcanon about them: Actually, I’m pretty sure Rose has drifted off in Lorcan’s presence at times. Especially when they started dating, sometimes, they would just be hanging out, lounging around on the couch, and she would fall asleep. He tries to wake her up, but she just looks so peaceful, and he doesn’t want to disturb her slumber.

#( to save. )#( headcanon. )#i love it

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My muse is in hospital and is comatose. Send me "Always by your side" for my muses reaction to waking up to find your muse at their bedside.

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Her heart is beating out of her chest, and she can hear the loud beating in her ears. Grabbing her mug, she quickly took a sip from it, letting the warm liquid slide down her throat.

She wants to beg. She wants to tell him that everything will be okay, and they can get through this together. But, no matter what, they are both workaholics. Can they easily change that?

After a long sip, she placed her mug down on the table, and started tracing circles on the flat surface, trying to think this through.

"You’re forgetting that they’re both at Hogwarts for the majority of the year. We would only have them during the Easter holiday, Christmas break, and the summer. I don’t want to split them up, the divorce will be too much for them. They’re going to need each other after this.”

lxrcanscamander

"You're right, how could I--?" His voice dies in his throat, and he takes another sip of his tea, rubbing his eyes and sighing a heavy sigh. "Maybe I'm too tired to have this conversation right now, maybe we should sleep on this." He's had a long couple days, he's had a long couple weeks, and maybe he's not in any state to be making this decision right now, maybe he shouldn't be about to let his worries that he'll never be a good father to his children and he'll never be a good husband to his wife interrupt of all their lives. Maybe they can make this work. Dammit, he wishes she'd say something. But in lieu of saying a word about it, he takes his mug and he dumps the rest of his tea out in the sink, before stopping dead in his tracks, gently clinging to the edge of the sink. "Rose, I don't know how to do any of this."

#rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man

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Perhaps this would have been easier if she felt the same way, but she didn’t. If anything and everything, she wanted to grovel. Tell him that they shouldn’t get a divorce, and that they can work out any and all issues.

But, that was selfish. While she is a selfish person, his needs will come before hers. Especially in a situation like this.

She was avoiding his gaze, until he brought up the one topic that didn’t even cross her mind.

The children.

Oh, damnit.

"— Well, I wasn’t the one who suggested a divorce and forgot to think about the most important factor in this equation!” Rose snapped, and immediately regretted doing so. She looked at him in the eyes, clicking her tongue. "I’m sorry, that was uncalled for."

lxrcanscamander

"No -- don't apologize. You have every right to be angry with me right now," he pulls his hand away, and folds both of his hands in his lap, feeling his heart sink deep into his stomach. "I -- I guess I brought this to the table as sort of an idea, not really... I mean, I was hoping we could discuss everything this could mean, w-weigh the pros and cons."

Maybe he was hoping she'd try to convince him to stay, maybe he was hoping she'd tell him that this wasn't what she wanted. But she seemed so... complacent, now, and he didn't think that was going to happen. He reached out slowly and grabbed his mug, taking a long sip from it. "We could... split the custody? 50/50? Half the year at yours, half the year at mine, and every other weekend. They should be together, though. Always. We can't split them up."

#rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man

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Rose sat at the opposite end of the table, looking down into her mug. Of course, she feels like utter crap.

She felt like she was a failure. How did she let this happen?

"D-Don’t—;; I don’t want t’hear it, Lorcan. Not right now, at least. You’re antagonizing yourself, yet you forget that it takes two to tango, dear. If you feel that we should get a divorce, then alright. We’ll get a divorce.”

lxrcanscamander

Going into this conversation he'd thought it was the right thing to do, that it made sense, but now that he was sat there across from her, stroking the bone in her wrist, he wasn't so sure. "Rose --" He doesn't know what to say, he doesn't like seeing her like this, he doesn't like being responsible for the way she must feel. He doesn't like any of it. And then it hits him like a pile of bricks -- "What're we gonna do about the kids?"

#we should definitely name them #rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man

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“No thanks.”

lxrcanscamander

So he sets her mug down in front of her and then sits down on the seat across from her, tapping his fingers absently against the side of his own cup, glancing from her to the table. And the silence extends, suffocating and painful, and he reaches for her wrist, carefully wrapping his hand around it, as he finally opens his mouth to speak. "I'm so sorry, Rose. I just -- I just think it might be in our best interest... You deserve better than a husband who's never home -- you deserve better than a husband like me."

#rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man #this isn't okay

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"No sugars this time."

It came out as a whisper. If she was any quieter, you wouldn’t have heard her. She’s speechless, really.

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"...Honey?" He fills two mugs with the now heated water and drops the tea bags he's grabbed into them, waiting for her answer.

#he's talking about for the tea idk if that comes across #i'm just this is gonna hurt more the more we write i can feel it #rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man

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"Well, I know a werewolf and I’m sure he appreciates my efforts. — My bed? Why would they be in my bed?”

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"You might have slept in them."

#theoddtwin #v: hogwarts is my home

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At this point, Rose is avoiding his gaze.

“P-Please. Black tea, if y’don’t mind.”

lxrcanscamander

He switches on their electric kettle, and fills it with water, looking anywhere but at Rose's face. "Two sugars like usual?" His voice is quiet, timid, as he crosses over to the cupboard they keep the tea in.

#laughing tho because this is so british #avoiding the subject with tea #rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man

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"U-Understandable."

She has no words.

lxrcanscamander

"Rose --" He has so much that he wants to say, but he doesn't know how to start, so he says: "Can I make you some tea?"

#rosepetali #v: lorcan the married man #i am distressed

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I’m using Sendhil Ramamurthy for mine because even though he isn’t 100% perfect he’s at least Indian and he has icons

yeah i'm using him too i saw this other guy on hollow art that could have worked if he had more icons and looked less bitter and angry but

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"H-How long have you been feeling this way?"

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"Since school started this year... We hardly see each other anymore, Rose. I want this to work, I really do, but I see no way that it can while we're both so committed to our jobs."

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