[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.

[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.

[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.

[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.

[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.

[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.

[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.

[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.

[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.

[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.

[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.

[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.

[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.

[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.

[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.

[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.

[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.

[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.

“Oh, I was right. You are the devil.”

“Anybody ever tell you should talk less?”

“Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.”

“What makes you think people think you’re dumb?”

“Nevertheless, it, uh, seems that I owe you an apology.”

“You about to give me an opinion, or a warning, or both?”

“You done? Damn, son. You like to talk as much as I do.”

“Somebody, please, tell me what all you’re talking about.”

“You ever wish things wouldn’t have to be the way they are?”

“You’re being awfully flippant for someone who’s about to die.”

“Oh, come on, now. I may make you an offer you can’t refuse.”

“There’s plenty to go around, and it’s a small price to pay for loyalty.”

“I’m saying I love you, and I miss you, and I want you to come home…”

“You got a too high an opinion of yourself. Of course, you always have.”

“I got to admit, there’s a small part of me that’s gonna miss this when it’s over.”

“Why didn’t you trust me? For once, why couldn’t you just do what you were told to do?”

“Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.”

“Well, if you’re done looking, now would be a good time to scoot your ass on out of here.”

“Tell you the truth, I always found grown-ups to be mystifying. More so myself since I got to be one.”

“I see no other choice.”

“So tell me, how is this better?”

“My enemy is a notion, not a nation.”

“But try to remember exactly what’s at stake here.”

“That’s twice today you’ve proposed the impossible!”

“You need to get it together! We’re running out of time!”

“Life is not a fairy tale and there are no happy endings.”

“There is no time. I will have to chance direct approach.”

“The people never have the power, only the illusion of it.”

“Maybe I pushed a little too hard? Asked a little too much?”

“If I sought to dissuade you, it was because you knew nothing!”

“In your haste to save the world, take care you don’t destroy it!”

“Everything I do - everything I have have done - has been for you!”

“You wanna know what’s wrong? I’m sick of being treated like I’m not even here!”

“And on the not-so-bright side, the slightest misstep means that you’re effectively paste.”

“–It just ain’t the same.” While he put on a good face for the rest of the Kingsmen, he was less inclined to do so in front of the woman sitting beside him. Maybe it was because they trained together–maybe it was because they were friends, but he didn’t try to hide his feelings, “I miss him, Roxy. A lot.”