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HOUSTON

* Houston is just gay (this makes me laugh idk 😭)

* is very good at walking in platform heels (okayyyy serve)

* is a very delicate eater (why does this make sense)

* doesn’t know how to say “no”.

* gets into twitter discourse (i can see this)

* hates seagulls (LMAOOOO)

* reads wattpad (bye lmao)

MATT

* not allowed to drink energy drinks

* doesn’t say what he wants directly (yeah…. Yeah)

* is Matt (period)

* knocks people over by hugging them (his no. 1 victim is always Lance argue w the wall)

* will start crawling up the walls (WHAT?)

* has been cancelled on Twitter (😭)

* loves spring (okay yeah)

* secretly shitposting (i can also see this)

SASHA

* avoids eye contact (girl me too)

* tends to slouch

* loves hot cheetos

* could easily survive the hunger games (yk what hell yeah)

* not allowed to drink coconut juice (what)

* cries while watching Disney movies

* a horrible liar

T.C

* a great artist

* never drinks anything other than water

* horribly bad immune system

* has at least 6 fans in his room

* likes being alone

* can’t handle criticism (mmm idk abt this one)

* hates butterflies (who tf hates butterflies)

* is smart but also very stupid

LANCE

* can’t sit in a chair properly (YEAH LMAO)

* cracks knuckles a lot (okay yeah)

* can kill you but won’t (okayyy)

* is a top (yeah, of me- I MEAN WHAT)

* comically easy to scare (this MAKES SENSE)

* does not know what sleep is (obviously)

* stares into space at random times

- girl…

- don’t pmo

- i used to love her when i was younger and now i just be like “why are you like this”

- i don’t think her being infuriating is intentional, she just doesn’t think before she acts.

- still love for her tho

- luv

- will lay down my life for four and i will die on that hill 🫡

- i luv him

- always serving (cunt)

- i remember being mad at him during Allegiant but i lowk don’t remember why so we’re just gonna pretend it didn’t happen 🫡

- HOLY FUCKING PLOT DEVICE

- plot device printed across his forehead

- when i sit and think about, i genuinely feel bad bc there’s NO sense of identity other than big scary dauntless leader (thanks Jeanine u fucking bitch)

- i could go on and on and on abt how i think something happened and it either altered his brain chemistry or Jeanine did SOMETHING to him bc following blindly seems a little TOO convenient

- why in the hell did they give HIM a redemption arc

- bye

- he’s funny though

- “i don’t wanna be bad anymore :(“ BYE get out of my face

- good for him though ig idk

- at least it wasn’t Caleb

- speaking of

- BITCH

- i hate him

- stupid annoying backstabbing did i mention annoying

- ANNOYING

- ur so annoying go away

- die

- i have a few choice words :)

- it’s using a 16 YEAR OLD CHILD to infiltrate an entire faction for me

- girl fuck you

- it’s the way everything she did ended up being all for nothing in the end LMAOOO

- i hate her but i know that’s literally the point

- 😒😒

- MY SHAYLAAAAA 😭

- i love her :(

- girl crush 💔

- was upset when she died bc WHY (Veronica rlly took all my favorites and said “death :)”

- i liked you max 💔

- :(

- one of those characters where i get sad they’re with the bad guy

- imagine how different everything could’ve gone if he just looked at Jeanine and went “no ❤️”

- w h y

- ….

- i have a lot to say

- now evelyn 🤨

- the thought that Evelyn and Jeanine are two different sides of the same coin

- that’s a diff thought for later

- my shayla

- i love her

- they could never make me hate christina

- so funny

the “them” in question: