die schöne und das speed

Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house.

have you ever thought about how many people think about you? it’s so bizarre. imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. something happens; they remember you. your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. they remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place, a moment. you may think you’ve forgotten, but you haven’t. 

I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone.

I don’t have trust issues I have a brain that memorises patterns.

If we pretend to be not rickrolled, the person who sent it might check the link they sent to see if they send the wrong link and ended up rickrolling themselves by their own rickroll link