Hang it in the Louvre

I have to fully commit to the bit and make this my legacy on wildtwt, and hopefully nhltwt as a whole

Yesterday she had me explain (in detail) how free agency works, who’s contracts are expiring, and who is most likely to be back

I’m surprised Middsy doesn’t AT LEAST have his shoes off

Nico, I don’t mean to alarm you but there’s a bald man behind you

Mrs. Middleton, can I borrow your husband? I’ll give him back… I promise

I have nothing appropriate to say

This fucking team ages you like you wouldn’t believe

Wild admin posted this for me specifically

I may have gone a little overboard but at least she won’t be asking too many questions. Hopefully.

Yes because I would choose *checks notes* Minnesota sports to fake obsess over. It would’ve been better for my mental health to not root for them

I stand by the fact that we should bring him back for one game so he can get that goalie fight