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it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired?

b/c your legs don’t fucking work what is this

Those “smart whiteboards” every classroom had to have were probably the biggest waste of money in the history of education.

(18+)

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked