Hallo...umi

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

Encounter: Disk Horse. Appears to be a normal horse, but when ridden, it automatically rockets off towards the worst thing in a five-mile radius, all while frothing at the mouth that functions as a Potion of Vicious Mockery. No amount of struggling or spells from the rider or their friends will free one trapped by the Disk Horse, as it feeds off resistance, but by doing nothing at all and letting it trundle onwards, it will eventually tire and you will simply fall off.