on a scale of one to ten can i borrow five dollars

I think the best moment in all of television in the last decade was viola davis in how to get away with murder taking all her makeup and her wig off, turning around, facing her husband, and going “why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”

i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt

mgs because it means Metal Gear Solid and the metal gears never burn

thank you hideo kojima

January, February , quarantine , December

capitalism is like. resting is a waste of time. eating is a waste of time. sleeping is a waste of time. playing is a waste of time. living is a waste of time. you must prove your worth to live here and everything else is a waste. and we’re taught not to question it. 

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

it's not delivery it's da vinky

me lighting a candle: this will fix all my problems

el muchacho de los ojos tristes