Loopy Lu

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

yeah sure i'll reblog that

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.