Wetsuits, clearly not my thing

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

This is some next level shit right here.

important behind the scenes info: in the last 2 pics, I’m holding her up with my left hand (while she limply noodles, like “okay, guess we’re doing this now”) and cultivating a dangerous backward/right-lean to make it seem as though I Am Not Forcing My Strange Spaghetti Cat To Hang Loosely In Front Of A Rainbow For Aesthetic Value

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

Slendergirl.

Where do I apply for this job?