-I don't care-

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler

Hear me out: color-changing alien whose human bestie shows up on deck with freshly dyed hair. Doesn't matter how professional the dye job was done or how unnatural the color is, they are floored by such a casual display of... they don't even know what you're trying to accomplish, but they're into it.

"who are you without the media you consume" bitch ask who i am WITH IT. I am the hoarder of stories, the ancient sphinx carrying the wisdom of generations, the ophanium with an all-encompassing gaze. My mind is the modern Library of Alexanderia, containing tales of countless universes. I watched the worlds rise and fall, and i changed them to my will. I sympathized with the villains and condemned the heroes; I was the hero and the villain. I've seen love in a million ways and I've bathed in the rays of its beauty. Grief, pain, wrath, sorrow, hatred, numbness — I've seen it all. I explored those worlds, holding them in the palm of my hand. I exist in all of them, and they exist in me. I am in the past and in the future; I am nowhere and everythere.