EMILY DENNY

“fox mulder wouldnt wear a mask” fox mulder would buy matching alien mask for him and scully shut the fuck up

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

She dug her keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive and carved her name into his leather seats she did not come to make friends.

timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

Wait what

the FUCK

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

tag yourself im the people in the notes screaming “just bc small coffee shop owners dont have the means to carry out assassinations doesnt mean they arent still trying to make positive changes where they can and a small win is still a win” WHAT THE FUC KSFADLKFJFSLKFJFJ

what’s going on

avatar aang is…..my dad

explain

disappeared when i needed him most

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

suck my waluweenie

D:

isn’t that just “lowkey”?

look buddy, I don’t know the marvels, lowkey or a hemsworth. i’m just Looking For Small Moods. Do not contact me again

takes communist literature down to my local bog and unionises the toads

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now