Shitposting For The Win

I still remember the day my grandfather passed away. He passed away during my favorite season of the year, Autumn. It was a crisp day in autumn, dead leaves littered the ground and a faint breeze flowed through the air. My parents, uncles, aunts and me crowded around the room he resided in, everyone seemed to be on edge and a bit gloomy. As I looked down at my feet, feeling gray, he called me over. I stumbled over to him, listening in anticipation, waiting to hear what he would leave as his last words spoken to me. Quietly, he started to speak, "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer Test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal [beep]. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound [ding]. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start." Such words of inspiration and wisdom. We all miss you dearly Grandpa, we love you. 😞😔🙏

-SimplyMaroon