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"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other
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Also. Insane to make a whole thing of how the Greeks violated âZeusâs lawâ towards the Trojans with the horse trick, but never mention Paris by name. Yâknow. The guy who kicked off the war by violating xenia first?
He kidnapped his wifeâs host. He violated the sanctity of marriage. Menelaus and Helen welcomed Paris as they would any Greek guest, and in return this foreigner bedded (raped) and stole the warlord King of Spartaâs wife.
This isnât to say what the Greeks did to the Trojans was justified â on the contrary, both sides of the war, in life and in death, in the Iliad and Odyssey and extended body of spin-off works, lament that there was so much death and destruction on behalf of one woman.
But the war very much wasnât just about Helen â it was about her kidnapping, and what it represented.
How could the Greeks let such a violation of xenia, such a barbaric act that spurned their most valued customs, go unpunished? They couldnât. That was why the Trojan War happened. And you canât ignore that, especially not in a retelling of the Odyssey, which is all about xenia and hubris and what happens when men do things they should not.
How lovely it would be if Christopher Nolanâs take cared about or respected any of those themes.
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
the alternative ending nolan crafted for his 2026 adaptation of "the odyssey" genuinely summarises everything wrong with this movie's characterisation of odysseus.
because no, not in a million years, would odysseus "i yell my name and home address to the beast i blinded out of pride so he knows who tf i am." of ithaca, mr. "killed 108 men cock out" and "the reason for the fall of troy" just decide that finally, after he got home to his throne 20 years later to go "you know what man i am lowkey tired as hell from this i am old and weak and fragile let my chud son be king"
he simply would not do that he is soo prideful and selfish to do that.
and thatâs the problem, the movie tries its best to not show odysseus as immoral or selfish or prideful, for some reason. itâs too scared to show you the real king of ithaca, and at that point, why make an adaptation at all?
it turned one of the most interesting and complex greek heroes, who is characterised with traits usually associated with villains and cowards in ancient myths, into just some guy.
Tim Hortons is doing a Harry Potter collab and like. Whatever. I quit going there years ago because the food and drinks are bad. But it's annoying me off how people keeping boiling down folks boycotting Tim's to "People are mad about things JRK said on Twitter" and "People are mad because they don't like Harry Potter". I heard the former stated as the reason on the radio the other day. Jesus Christ, no. People are mad because any money JKR gets from this promotion will be funneled straight into lobbying against transgender rights and access to healthcare in the UK. Very tangible real world harm. It isn't about the ideological purity of the stupid wizard donuts.
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you know those old âhentai freeâ banners? thatâs this blog but with harry potter
I dont like jimmy fallon so i replace him with ethoslab on my ice cream
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
everything is sort
of weird and sad and i want
to sleep next to you
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works
SO TRUE
snowstorm that makes you old
baby its old outside
i really cant age
baby its old outside
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Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno Iâm just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro
found the killer post again bc i lost it
I feel like in the past ten years, boycotting has stopped being a tool for forcing action on specific policies and become a form of harassment and monastic self-denial. Less âI will not be giving my money to you until you improve these specific conditionsâ and more âdonât touch the contaminated thing, lest you also become contaminated.â
this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at âGET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAANâ
finally. an appropriate name for my âtime to leaveâ alarm.
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i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself âi have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me iâm a failureâ and u really shouldnât feel that way online either. likewise if thereâs a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldnât answer him and thatâs literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel theyâre obligated to respond to.
Way too funny not to share
