sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

@lunarscyphozoa

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #okay but imagine Clark wearing this shirt As Superman /End ID]

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

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what should I listen to

women

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot