flowers for m[A]chines

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

HOT SINGLES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE IN YOUR AREA!!!!!!!!! CLICK NOW!!!

does scissoring actually work

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

babe calm down, why don't you go listen to a beautiful video game soundtrack powerful enough on its own to move you to tears, maybe then you'll feel better

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

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