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hace 6 años que no entraba acá cómo va todo bien tanto tiempo

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Basically I’m Gay
volvi a tumblr especificamente para rebloggear este video porque ya nadie usa esta red social pero aca conoci a dan and phil asi que bueno nada the future is queer bye
n e gays stan bts
fua tumblr todavia existe
im going to have a stroke
Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

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favorite kdrama couples ~ yoon jin myung & park jae wan
don’t be nice to me. if you stop being nice to me, then it’s gonna hurt
what if I keep being nice to you? can I be nice to you then?
The plot of Hello My Twenties
“Y'know what this cutesy roommate sitcom needs? Murder.”
You know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses? Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing.
We're doing it to the earth bc we want to die
You’ll die in 3 minutes, but every breath you take resets the timer.

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if i was on queer eye
bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet?
tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school?
jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends
antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food
karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet
cute♥
Soup-serving robot fail. [video]
Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.
everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic
So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.
Turns out:
Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:
Hopefully, her recovery goes well.
On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:
From DiscordClique on Twitter.
IT SAYS “WAKE UP”
The World Cup so far has just been one giant “lol you thought” after another

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thank god he’s okay