MOVED

me :

holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me

hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT

we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf

we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn

i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.

neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

“I …appreciate your existence.”

“Here, I baked/cooked your favorite [insert food name]! Eat up~”

“I found these [insert item name or not] and they reminded me of you so here you go.”

“I bought these flowers…for you.”

“Oh, your hair is not–h-here, let me fix it for you.”

“O-oh! Ah! T-there was something on your head so I picked it up. N-not because I was sniffing your hair or anything haha~!”

“Put your hand out…I saw you looking at this at the market the other day so…”

“Can I…put this on your hair? I noticed how you wanted this.”

“It’s tea. I thought you needed something to drink..”

“You seem tired. I got it! I’ll give you a massage! Come here”

“S-sorry! Your cheeks were inviting to simply pinch them! I’m sorry!”

“Of course I will sacrifice my life for you! You are important!”

“Don’t be sad..Please….It pains me to see you like this.”

“H-huh? C-coincidence haha yeah! It’s not like I know this is what you like or anything pfft….”

“You’re cold. Let me hold your hands to warm them.”

“You are not alone, you have me.” [optional to add,] “I-I mean, because we’re friends!! Friends stick together r-right?” 

“I hope you are happy because it’ll make me happy.”