Miss nothing.

They might, it’s a possibility.

It's what they deserve.

My dad’s an asshole but I mean my mom’s okay.

I hope my parents rot in hell, basically.

Sometimes, yeah.

Yeah, except all the time.

Sometimes I think my parents set me up to be a flaming homosexual.

Parents are overrated.

That’s true, I guess.

You guess? I'm usually right.

You don’t have to take me seriously, I don’t even take myself seriously.

I wouldn't take myself seriously either if I was a guy named Ashley.

I wasn’t gonna win anything anyway.

You never know.

I’m Ashley.

I'm gonna pretend to take you seriously with that name. I'm Luna.

I don’t think so but who knows.

I'm Luna, by the way.

I’d say something but I’m too tired to come up with something rude to say. Fuck it. I quit.

Quitters never win.

Quit school we’re starting a band, let’s go.

Excuse me, who are you?

I try.

I can tell.

I do. It’s Kyle.

Sounds gay, are you gay?

Went for a run today. Regret it immensely, can’t feel my legs and I think I’m having a heart attack.

Complaining isn't gonna help, so you might as well spare us all the whining.

Nah.

Right, very convincing.

It’s good, though. I like it.

I'm glad someone appreciates my genius. Got a name?