c'est la vie

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Moose are super huge. No way would I open the door to a moose.

I should add I was volunteering at a zoo and I was spraying them through the fence of the black bear exhibit. ;D  I forget why I was initially spraying water into the exhibit, but what matters is I ended up spraying the back of one of the two male bears and he was LOVING IT, standing up on his back legs, just letting the water run down his back and cool him off in the July heat.  A happy black bear is a very amusing sight.  Don’t remember how long he stood there being a Very Happy Guy, but he eventually took off and the other male came over at some point and the Very Happy Guy process repeated.  The female, a cranky, contrary creature, chose not to get in on the good times.

why would the world hide this from me

me: what the FUCK srsly like who the fuck is making these exams we never even went over this its like they makin us fail on PURPOSE the school system is so fucked up smh......

This is so sad

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

if this ain’t me

bitch ass nazis