Ella (she/her/hers) | 22 (and not ready to be an adult) | Lyrical soprano | Theater geek | Bookworm | Aspiring storyteller | Hopeless romantic | Always focuses on the most obsure things | Autistic | Currently fixating on Ellex, The Frighteners, Ghostbusters, Superstore, and all things John Ritter | AO3 Handle: allonswolfnewtina | DNI: kink/18+/NSFW, racist, pedophile, TERF, exclusionist, -phobic to any sexuality, or anything remotely resembling hate or something shady
So, I have been struggling to find a job because of the whole "I don't have experience" conundrum. But, I've seen a lot of people on Tumblr doing this lately, and I figured that I can finally make money doing something I love.
More below the cut.
I have been making up stories since I was three, and writing them since I could hold a pencil. I got into fanfiction in 2018, kinda dropped off as real life got in the way, but as we were emerging from lockdown, I resurrected my AO3 account. If any of you are in the same fandoms that I write for, I'll be happy to write a personal little piece for you to enjoy all to yourself.
MAIN SHIPS/FANDOMS
These are ships and fandoms that I'm currently fixated on, so I feel the most comfortable writing them. I may not have written for all of them yet, but I will provide samples in a section further down the page of what I've written for some. Ships are listed in order of how obsessed I am (most to least)
Frank/Lucy from The Frighteners
Alex/Ellen from Family Ties
Jack/Katherine from Newsies
Jack/Janet from Three's Company
Jamie/Vicky from Bright Lights, Big City
Ben/Beverly from IT (1990 miniseries)
Elle/Emmett from Legally Blonde: The Musical
Jonah/Amy from Superstore
Marty/Jennifer from Back to the Future
John/Georgie from Hearts Afire
Callie/Gary from Ghostbusters
Egon/Janine from Ghostbusters
Doc/Clara from Back to the Future
Mallory/Nick from Family Ties
Peter/Dana from Ghostbusters
Winston/Tiyah from Ghostbusters
George/Lorraine from Back to the Future
Steven/Elyse from Family Ties
Mike/Renee from Spin City
Mike/Nikki from Spin City
Ben/Annie from Problem Child
William/Julia from Murdoch Mysteries
Peter/Mary Jane from Spider-Man trilogy (2002-07)
Phoebe/Melody from Ghostbusters
Milo/Kida from Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Phil/Rita from Groundhog Day (mostly the film version)
Trevor/Lucky from Ghostbusters
Paul/Emma from the Hatchetfield series
Bill/Audra from IT (1990 miniseries)
Nolan/Sam from Law & Order
Terri/Larry from Three's Company
Ten/Rose from Doctor Who
I also have a collection of OCs that, if you're a fan, I'll happily write a piece with them:
Cathleen Paige Spengler, paired with Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters
Willow Olson, paired with Ray Stantz from Ghostbusters
Addison Stantz, paired with Oscar Barrett from Ghostbusters
Natalie Stantz, paired with Lars Pinfield from Ghostbusters
Melanie Wilde, paired with Joe Rasnick from Light of Day
Matilda "Mattie" Stirling, paired with David "Davey" Jacobs from Newsies
Anyone who wishes to commission me will DM me through this account, not through my two incorrect quote accounts (for Back to the Future and Ghostbusters)
Upon accepting your request, I will give myself a week to finish it. If I've fallen behind, I will DM you a day before the deadline to let you know. Each time I miss a deadline, one dollar will be taken off of the cost.
The commission will be written on a Google doc. I will email it you upon completion. You will have two days to download it, as it will then be deleted to maintain room on my drive.
After receiving your commission, find me on PayPal under the name Ella Jacobs and submit payment.
PRICES
$10 per every 1k words written (I will warn you in advance if commission exceeds 4k words)
An additional $5 for NSFW/explicit works
IMPORTANT TO KNOW
I only write oneshots for commission. I might offer a special in the future for longer fics with a maximum of seven chapters, but for now, I deal in oneshots.
I reserve the right to refuse any commission that might request a trope that I forgot to include on my "will not write" list. Please don't take this personally and don't cyberbully me.
DO NOT repost this on a site such as AO3 and pass off as your own.
I will not post your piece to my AO3 account or to my Tumblr. But if there is one that I do wish to post, I will ask permission first. And if you're on AO3, please provide me with your handle so that I can gift it to you.
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Psst... @knickynoo... you're the only one on this site I know who watches The Waltons, and I need to know if you'd be interested in my headcanons about Miss Hunter and Reverend Fordwick, as my nature (and love of John Ritter) has me fixated on these characters who appeared in less than twenty episodes over the course of the first five seasons. Be my enabler.
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[Part of my post-8x02 AU. Circa 1999. Jack and Janet are afraid that the twins are becoming too dependent on each other, so they move Reed into a new bedroom, but Hazel keeps using the Blackberry phone that she got for Christmas to call her brother]
Janet: Hazel, hang up on the phone. Your dad used up all our minutes for an important, uh, business call.
[The scene cuts to the living room where Jack is seen dancing on the couch to music coming out of the phone that he holds to his ear]
Voice: Hello, how may I help you today?
Jack: Can you put me back on hold, please?
Voice: Uh...okay.
[Hold music resumes before the scene cuts back to upstairs]
Hazel: But Mom, I have to call Reed! I think he’s--
Janet: [holding out her hand] Hazel, the phone, please.
[Hazel snarls at her mother like a feral cat]
Janet: Oh honey, come on. Give me the phone. I know this distance thing is difficult, but you clearly need it. This behavior reeks of unhealthy co-dependency.
Daisy: No, that smell is actually Hazel’s tribute to Reed over there.
[A miniature model of Reed that Hazel made of his dirty socks and gym clothes is falling apart as a bunch of gnats and houseflies are flying around it]
every time I see people talk about the Frighteners, I am mentally always jumping for joy because this film does not get the attention and love it damn well deserves
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✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
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I will admit that I'm not as familiar with his work, but I do remember following him on social media during the pandemic and I always enjoyed seeing his posts.
When I saw the news pop up, I was listening to a cover of "How To Save A Life," so... I think something about this news will stick with me for a while.
I... I don't know what else to say, really. What else can I say?
