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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

missing Joseph Kavinsky like a mf

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

hmmnn i think i’ve out grown tumblr or maybe i js wanna disappear n create a new acct as a new identity

too many things associated with this persona that i dont really fw anymore. and sometimes i go on here and think wow i really grew out of this. But oh yknow i’ll still lurk

tbf to Kavinsky if I met a cute funny magical boy who shared my love of fast cars AND my passion for blowing shit up AND what I had previously thought to be a unique ability to dream things into reality... And if I made it very clear to the boy on multiple occasions that I think he is GAY and he had not denied it ... And then I persistently flirted with him by giving him exact replicas of his jewellery that I had dreamed into reality and he flirted back by wearing exact replicas of my douchey sunglasses that he had dreamed into reality... And then I saved his life by shooting one of his literal night terrors to death... And then we spent days and nights sprawled on the hood of my beloved car guiding him through dreams and homoerotically placing pills on each others' tongues... And then thanks to my guidance he finally mastered in one night what took me months to achieve... AND THEN he told me to fuck off and drove back to Richard fucking Gansey the fucking Third to immediately plot my death... I too would crash the fuck out, actually

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

my FAVORITE brand of character you guys have NO idea