Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

wanna lay my head in a pretty boy’s lap rn. kiss on his belly. tease him till he’s hard. suck it through his boxers. yk normal stuff.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH MOMMY HAS COME TO HATE KITTEN SINCE SHE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MOMMY'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE MOMMY FEELS FOR KITTEN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE

don’t care. didn’t ask. and when i snap my fingers you will cum in your pants

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when you love their voice and they randomly shower you with so much praise to the point of you getting dizzy >>

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond