morally bankrupt, aesthetically priceless.

Mariano Di Vaio,  Maxim Italia (June 2013)

masha’Allah

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

Mildly jealous and slightly aroused? Okay, then we’re all good.

See this is actually really helpful and informative but I need to take a minute because of all these beefcakes.

THE DOCTOR AT THE END THO’?????

IM CRYING

This is my new favorite video.

i didn’t even hear anything he said

I want that app just so Christian could remind me ~~~~

We here at Lukewarm Chloroform want you to be in the best of health so you can continue on this lecherous, objectifying journey of ours. Here's a nice, solid guide to help you through. Solid. So. Solid.

What’s my boyfriend doing here?

Your boyfriend? No no no, MY boyfriend.