and so it goes

I wish I could, but I have to drive home and gotta set a good example for the kidlets.

Yeah, hopefully nobody will need it but I have all my EMS equipment in the back seat just in case. Though I hope everyone knows that we want the night off so pls don’t make me save any lives and please don’t make Theodore arrest anybody. We came for a good time not overtime.

We’ll get around to the tailgate eventually, Hercules wants to sniff everything 

Don’t worry. I won’t let anyone die until you get here.

Pippin and Merry from The Lord of the Rings. Because they are always eating.

Okay I’m going to glaze past hairy feet but if you need more food and want to come by I always have leftovers because I cook for like three men and there is one Jasper.

We shall just move past that and I will happily agree to come over and take care of some of your leftovers. It will be good for second breakfasts. 

[TEXT]:: i can try and help? but my idea of pretty might differ from your mother’s idea of pretty

[text]:: well good luck friend!

[TEXT]:: i can try and help? but my idea of pretty might differ from your mother’s idea of pretty

[text]: pretty or no?

[text]:: are you finally getting the ring?

That might be @luissavesalife because he gave me laughing gas when I dislocated my shoulder. I can’t actually remember everything I said to him and his partner though.

No. No you should not do drugs. Ever. 

That might be @luissavesalife because he gave me laughing gas when I dislocated my shoulder. I can’t actually remember everything I said to him and his partner though.

Yeah… please don’t dislocate your shoulder again. You started singing “I will always love you” and kept flicking my hair because, apparently, it makes “spring” noises. In Spanish.

Just some plain clothes and a whole lot of cat fur.

I didn’t rescue him from a tree. His name is Count Clawchester and he is my baby.