Gay Ships Are Yay Ships

Aries: And stop starin’ at me with them big ol eyes

Taurus: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me … and this brick wall that you built between us.

Gemini: This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is...ADVANCED darkness.

Cancer: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.

Leo: Ohh, East? I thought you said “Weast.”

Virgo: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.

Libra: You used me.... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.

Scorpio: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.

Sagittarius: Come, you know… I wumbo. You wumbo. He-she-me wumbo. Wumbo. Wumbo-ING. Wumbology! The study of WUMBO? It’s first grade, Spongebob!

Capricorn: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Aquarius: At least I still have my personality…

Liam: like it’s his last meal

Harry: slow, teasing, three fingers

Zayn: you gotta sit on his face he’s not doing the work

Niall: over enthusiatic, too much spit, not enough tongue