Lucy Goosey Lacks A Life

A prince among men... Also, I desperately need someone to convince me not to do this. I don't want to end up on The First 48. Halp.

The kids I was teaching for summer art camp made this- They made it in 3 sections so each class could give me a piece. I can't. I'M NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING 😢

Welcome to New Jersey

MaAaHh fRaANndDzZ

This is how I pay my friends back for Iron Maiden tickets. I'm Punny. Validate me.

Today was the last day of my first year of teaching-I only cried 3 times 👏

Adventures in longboarding with @xginger_snaps

ATTENTION: My neighbors have goats. I got to pet them. This has been a public service announcement. 😍❤ #dreamsreallydocometrue

A wild, toothless Easter Bunny attacked me in my backyard. I barely escaped with my life-Union beware... 🐰💀

Ancient artifacts have resurfaced while spring cleaning #babyspicewasmygurl #spicegirls

Saw this little dude on one of the testing dividers while setting up for parcc. He is now my designated mascot for anything I dread.

It's 5:42am. I'm leaving the school. I sat in paint. #comeseecinderella #youredrunklucygohome #thisisntevenafourthofthestage

Time flies when you're painting 🕗 #validatemeimadeapun #arteducation

My dog might know where to find them.... #theylookbetteronhim #dogsofinstgram

There's a pillow fort happening here. Be jealous. #adulting