holden vitamin caulfield

i hope every introverted hopeless romantic with a secret freak side finds an ANCIENT COIN

i'm sort of a 0-trick pony

you will find a f/f pairing that is extremely compelling and endearing and you will go on ao3 and you will find out they have thirteen fics and this happens to every f/f pairing and you just have to deal with it.

WHERE IS MINECRAFT. I GOT A ZERO. WHERE TF IS MINECRAFT.

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

it’s always funny in sillydelphia