how was this name untaken

-i'm going to hell for laughing at this kid eating shit on the stairs 30 secs into the episode lollol

-when your mom gets raptured before she kisses your boo boo (IM SO SCARED I NEED TO COPE)

-AWWW i just saw that aph has a painting of her and her family (eric, katelyn, and teoni) in her room :(. anyway, AARON!

-*caspian has zena* GET YOUR FCKN HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER BITCH /ref

-big sis siren's name is layla, nice.

-choking is NOT NICE though, wtf? god forbid your kid sister not starve to death while looking for you

-APH IN DA BUILDING, GET HER ASS

-not caspian trying to hit laurance with the "we're not so different, you and I" as if womanizing is on par with literally beheading someone BYEE 😭don't ever compare yourself to him, you SCUM

-ZANE, LAURANCE, GET UPPPP, DONT LET HIM BEAT YOU

-hermit crab ex machina??

-holy voice acting on layla, but lowkey what does any of that have to do with zena? she's the one person who hasn't hurt you, i can understand being cruel as a trauma response but asking "where were you!?" like she had a choice in anything is wack.

-oh god wolf mask is back and it seems like they do want to kill aaron after all

-aphmau is a siren/???

-FUCK LUMI IS BURNING AND SHE AND ZANE ARE ON CASPIAN'S SHIP

-AARMAU REUNION AUHGAUGUGAHGAHUHU MY HEART be careful with those wounds tho aaron. also where did wolf mask go?

-"i know where i'm needed" by her sideeee, uguhugugghgh

-laurance wants to be done with this so bad lmao

-THE SILENT FLASK GRAB IM DEADDDD

-starting with "come little children", oh we're so peaking back

-oop, siren's sick. also, on-screen vomiting in an aphmau series,, this is gonna be used for trauma later, huh?

-oh shit wait, do we have good/evil sisters again? this explains why siren didn't recognize aphmau, they never actually met. (getting ace attorney flashbacks)

-that nightmare sequence spooked the fuck out of me, i'm so on edge😭

-i haven't mentioned it but the build team has been popping off this whole season, these environments are gorgeous

-HELP LAURANCE STAY CHUGGING THAT SHIT IM DEADD😭if only he knew what a "dragon" did for him in another world...

-new fit is giving dreams of estorra. with that unnecessary backflip, she really is a game protag

-OOH OKAY ZANE GETS NEW FITS TOO. this one looks like mcd, especially the shoulder armor. a hypothetical season 3 fit perhaps?

-if laurance keep talking like that i'm gonna do something to himWOAH WHOSAID THAT

-THE WOLF PUPSSSSSS MY BABIES YESSSSSS

-someone in chat said "im so hard right now" when blaze appeared😭is this how blaze fans are coping

-OH SHIT THAT GIRL HAS THE SIREN CONTROLLED EYES, pleaseee don't hurt my wolfiess

-oh god aphmau is in pursuit

-OMGGGG THE DAEMOS EVERYONE IS HERE BRO

-"yes." OMG PIERCE SAID THE THING AHAHHHHA

-zane seeing them eat: i think im gonna die in this HOUSE

-HOLY aphmau maxed out her agility for this form

-WHAT IS HAPPENING

-aww, zena has ptsd from the net :(

-FUCK HES RIGHT THERE, i know you're having a panic attack but he was ABSOLUTELY in your view

-OH GOD GET AWAY FROM HER APHMAU BACKFLIP OVER HERE QUICK

-this bitch ain't even happy to reunite with her sister, she's just plotting

-HE AWAKENSSSSSS

-laurance is about to enter psychosis lmao. to be fair, this is a lot of BS in one day.

-HELP he had to sit down for this

-lumi wtf are you doing girl, stop freaking people out

-caspian [angry]. oh and that one siren girl

-she's the white haired girl too? i guess she's a shapeshifter of some kind

-aww aph made a grave and flower crown for the beheaded siren :( she's such a sweetheart, considering she's only met evil sirens

-you're one hell of a ship hoe lol

-laurance is tweaking BAD lol, aaron owes him for life after this

-"what could possibly go wrong.." well now that you said it, everything

-this is prob bad to say but aaron probably hasn't been tucked in like that since his mom died

-laurance is officially the tired uncle that all the kids bother at the family reunion

-"you'd swim the entire ocean just to look for a lead?" "yes." AHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH

-lol so many funny little moments during the searching montage

-4 days and still not awake,, that irene buff was really carrying mystreet aaron

-"i live in da walls now!" i love hehe so much idc

-they ate the fuckin money??? extremely valid crashout zane, i'd be taking lives

-Lumi made it back! and confirmed that touching the book allows people to see her when they couldn't before. interesting.. but more importantly, poor laurance [cry] aaron REALLY owes him after this

-haha, love laurance's map, "hot lady island <3"

-they are surrounded by WATER and these dumbasses are trying to stamp out the fire?? the marines just let in anyone ig

-the fact that there isn't even a scratch on captain stone, ughh i want him dead (once again giving forever potion tho👀)

-says some cryptic bs then walks away, he thinks he's aura farming so hard lmaooo

-thing in the water?? lucinda?? lucinda pls pls pls, jess remember lucinda, she was supposed to be important PLEASE

-whatever was moving on the beach scared the hell out of me lol

-ooh laurance, my resourceful king. it's so nice to have him in an environment where he can tap into that side of his character again

-yay zane learned to walk. still sits like a goofball

-"I'm Aaron's brother :)" helppp and then aphmau's face 😭

-ew i do not like the breathing animation

-oh okay yup magic healing tears :/ i mean, i guess all aphmaus gotta heal somehow but like,, a pinch of foreshadowing?

-ah so this is a mermaid thing. again, foreshadowing would've been nice. it's funny watching laurance be just as lost tho

-OH I FORGOT ABOUT LUMI hey girlll

-I KNEW I SAW A CRAB ON THE BEACH EARLIER

-i'm sorry, hehe's driving the ship?? and the crabs can talk through each other??? what is happening

-laurance is losing it, poor guy 😭

-WTF CASPIAN IS BACK

-OOH STAND YOUR GROUND APH BUT WTF IS HE DOING??

-IS TAHT A SEVERED HEAD WHTATTTTATT??? OH MY GOD HE NEEDS TO GO, WDYMM HE HAS THAT IN A BAG EWWW WTFF KILL HIM NOW

-ITS THE BLACK LULLABY SIREN FUCKKKKK NOOOOO

-YESSS APH THROW THAT SWORD MY QUEEN STAY STRONGGG

-APH WITH AARON'S BROADSWORD IM GETTING FLASHBACKS AGGGHG

-wait shit they're still dying just slower ajhhhhhh

-POCKET SAND!! OH SHE"S SLICK WITH IT OKAYYYYYY GET HIS ASS

-NOOO DONT LET HIM GO KILL HIM

-goddamit he has the map and mariana's location, this is why murder is the solution guys. also that eel attack was defo planned

-not laurance taking a swig lmao me too brother

Ok first off, "His Choice" immediately made me think of Her Wish, which is interesting especially since we have wolf girl running around who may or may not be related to aarmau 🤔

-ooh the bell chime is giving big cinderella vibes. he has to save his princess

-"she's worth everything" UGHH IM SICK THIS IS PEAK AARMAU

-emeralds are bad luck, huh. let's hope you do prove em wrong..

-ah, so they're playing as being a ship in distress to get in. can't exactly turn away a burning boat crashing into the docks

-FUCK I FORGOT HIS CHOICE IS THE EPISODE WHERE AARON DIES IN MCD OMG NO WAY JESS FORGOT THAT WE"RE COOKEDDD

-nooo aph's eyebags, she's so tired 😭😭

-she's sick and this STUPID FUCK doesn't care, oooh im gonna kill him, aaron do it for me bby pls

-the marines know about "the wolf", ok. hmm

-GO APHMAU TRY AND BREAK OUT (edwin, even if you lock in and help, you're dead to me bro. the science grant could NOT have been that good)

-THE WOLF IS HEREEE (don't hurt laurance don't hurt laurance)

-wtf are they??? it's giving Death from puss in boots kinda, are they trying to right the cosmic scales or something?

-OMG SHE DID IT MY BABYY GOOOO

-NOOOO THIS FUCKER! he's literally torturing her for the fun of it, there's no reasonnn ughh i hate him, edwin kill him now and you might win my favor back

-DID ZANE JUST USE THE REALMBREAKER???? HUMAN ZANE??

-HUMAN ZANEEE!!!!! WITH TWO WORKING EYES AND LONG HAIR!!!

-not them calling him ma'am, i'm fried 😭the bishi allegations go crazy

-HELPPP HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WALK STOP

-let's go he just killed those guys lmao. is he better at magic in this form or is he just improved regardless? also love how laurance is taking this

-i genuinely can't focus cuz of zane's fuckass walk helpp

-AWW HE STILL HAS FRECKLES IN THIS VERSE YAYY

-aaron why would you take your disguise off, you need your titties out to fight people?

-oh aph, my sweet girl.. how badly you have to hurt her to make her not want to be friends.

-GOOD, punch that snake, he deserves it idc

-ummm wtf, captain stone has super strength ig??? forever potion moment?

-stop it, why are they talking about the future like that, DON'T DIE

-STOP STOP STOP PLS AARON DON'T DIEEE

-HE GOT SHOTT OH GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

-UFTDTRFYGVKVVUGFV TJEY THEYRE PLAYING THE MUSIC YOU BITCH YOU ROTTEN WOMAN HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU NOOO PLEASE NOT AGAIN

-NOONONO THEY SHOT HIM AGAIN PLEASE JESS IM BEGGHING YOU

-HIS EYES ARE DULL NO NON OJNONO WOLF PLEASE BE AN ALLY

-NOT THE APHMAU SCREAM OH GODDDD

-THE WOLFF

-YOO APH WAS READY TO KILL IM STRESSED IM

i'm shell shocked. i'm traumatised. i feel numb and i feel everything. everyone's alive everyone's alive everyone's alive everyone's alive AND IT WILL STAY THAT WAY!

i missed laurance and garroth being sillyyyy :,(

I DID NOT MISS GARTE THOUGH, "punk garroth" ZANE'S YOUR KID TOO >:( also, notice the "our son" instead of "one of our sons", implicitly erasing Vylad too,, fuck this guy

"we have to go back.. to mystreet" lmaooo

augh my queen zianna, loving all her babies equally <3 unlike SOMEONE

DAD BOD SQUAD 67 IM FUCKING CRYINGGG HELPLPPP but omg, no warlock and good zack au

LAURANCE WHOS YOUR FATHER REVEAL HIM NOW

lmaoo the ben 10 reference, "no.. i sense ive made a mistake of some kind."

"bye, princess!" oh im sickkkk, zack loves his girl so much

HOLY SHIT GOOD!ELIZABETH, this is so weird.

w.why is zack southern,,,

well, garte had one (1) good dad moment. still hate him >:(

-damn, aaron breaking the ship he worked so hard for shows just how much he cares about Aph 🥹

-not the baby blaming herself 😭😭 and Aaron obviously relating, probably had the same thoughts about his mom

-wait Aaron can see Lumi now??? Zane seems to think it's related to his book hmm 🤔

-yayy, Hehe's in charge of the ship! My captain fr 🫡

-Marine leader guy really thought Aph would sell out her captain 🙄

-Noo you're not stupid Aph! OK maybe you are but you didn't do anything wrong

-ok just openly willing to kill innocents to protect his secrets, yep this is the guy I want protecting my seas

-TOSS THAT CRAB

-yo these wall guards kinda suck

-"Zane, keep watch" *immediately enters a 3v1*

-ooh Aaron just got a whooole lot of strong people in his debt by releasing them

-LAURANCE!!!!! God I love his voice, it's so smooth

-"I'll bring him to hell myself" *MCD flashbacks* yeah haha you have a track record

-god, compare s1 Aaron to him now. He used to be so money-hungry and selfish but now he's telling Laurance he can take anything if he helps save Aph 😭 ughh they make me sick

-WOLF GIRL SPOTTED! Who are you and what do you want you mysterious bastard

-20 seconds in and someone's kicking crabs alr. They kinda look like Mario enemies

-IM CRYING DID ZANE JUST HIT THE AVADA KADAVRA BYEEEE 😭 KILL THAT BOY

-NO THE MOM IS DEAD??? my little crabby babies,,,

-aww and Aaron relates cuz of his mom :((

-ooh a grimoire. I'm excited to see what Zane can learn from it

-Shit he's not dead, time to run... Hopefully to the pups boat?

-"Enough, men! And lady." Help i still love Blaze, he'll switch sides trust

-Dottie is holding the braincells of the group

-HELP THE DRAWINGS, IT'S STARLIGHT ALL OVER AGAIN

-okay I'm glad she's not telling the truth about her life, that could put Mariana in danger, but idk if she can keep up a good lie

-Oh Jess is going full silly for this, I love it 😂

-That fire did nothing, Zane lock in 😭

-Capt Stone is trying so hard to be nonchalant, no one cares bro

-Edwin Bessimer okay. And NO HE TOOK THE BRIBE I KNEW HE WAS SUS 😭 Aph is worth more than your stupid projects

-SHE SAVED HEHE 😭😭 SHE'S SO GOOD WHY DO BAD THIBGS NEED TO HAPPEN TO HER

-holy shit did that guy just drown. Rip ig

-yay hehe is with Aaron. Now we need to get Mama Aph!

-bye Aaron attacking the seagulls looks so silly😭

-OMG SECOND HERMIT CRAB FOR SECOND DAUGHTER! HER CUTE LITTLE VOICE EEEEEEE IM DYING 😍 and she's already calling Aaron daddy, this is so freaking adorable

-the little sad face, I'm literally gonna cry I'm so attached 😢

-wait, crab Zane having more magic prowess than mcd Zane is actually crazy 😭😭

-same God complex though, oh dear

-IT EXPLODED?? THE HIGH TEXTURE DRUMSTICKS IM DEADDD + papa aaron covering the little one's eyes

-damn okay they just killed an entire ship

-Edwin finally being useful at least but STOP BEING MEAN TO THE BABY! "Oh no, your eyes are puddles" 🥹she's literally so precious omg

-tf is a "slip of the mind"? Edwin is so sus, I never feel safe when he's on screen

-HELP MEEE THE CLIFF FALL THEIR FUCKING MODELS 😭😭😭

-THE WOLF PUP TRIO????!!!!? IM SO HAPPY OMG OMG OMG ITS BEEN 10000 YEARSSS

-AND BLAZE WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK 🔥sucks that they might be evil though

-zianna can see lumi? Interesting 🤔 Maybe it's part of their crab magic? Anyway, cute that zianna leaving him a message and his book. Zane and zianna have always been one of my favorite relationships, no matter the universe

-Blaze being mean makes me sad 😔 Overthrow him, Dottie, I believe in you

-omg their dinky boat is reminding me of Aph's first boat in MCD

Sooo we might be cooked. Aaron needs to lock in and save his crew, hopefully before they make it to the Marines.

-the first 5 minutes have me in tears, crab Ro'meaves is so damn funny. It seems like Zane is an only child in this verse since Vylad is missing and Garroth is a human, interesting

-I cant take the name Edwin seriously bro 😭 he made the aphmimic

-BABY HERMIT CRAB VOICED BY JESSON'S DAUGHTER OMGGG SHES SO CUTE😍 and the Zane/Lumi duo dropkicking the shit out of Edwin lmaooo

-THEY FUCKING LAUNCHED THE BABY WHATT

-chad g augustine leopald the third (RIZZ) vs Edwin (sxual harassment)

-wait his brother- GARROTH IS STILL HIS BROTHER HE MADE A GENIE WISH?!?? oh my god bruh, leaving his little brother behind in every universe 😭 so where is vylad???

-Lucinda mention pls show her plssss

-Edwin autistic swag so atrocious it got Aphmau of all people annoyed

-ooh I hope this is his new voice permanently, it's nice

-Hehe is so cute I'm dying 😭 me and Aph are twinning on them maternal instincts

-A minute in and someone got killed onscreen, we are so cooked

-"Zane I think I'm scared" girl me tooooo 😭

-"Zane I can't read" have i mentioned how much I love aphmau

-ZANE YOU KLEPTO

-"her ass took my gem" HELPPP

-mad scientist boy lair?? His nasally voice is kinda grating but I guess that's the point

-Edwin huh? Did he make the mimic-

-is there another mermaid oh my god

-Aaron stop playing around, my heart 😭

-Noo he can't see without his red coat /ref

-the singing??? Lucinda my love are you near 💔

-the navy captain guy is chill with genocide, yep this is fine 🙂

-"he drink beer" is immediately becoming a vocal stim lmao

-who tf is that, that's not my beloved Lucinda

-Caspian needs to clean his effing ship bruh, it's giving 2016 Minecraft horror map

-THE VOID??? WTF WAS UP THERE, CASPIAN WTF

-it's the mermaid from episode 1? There is so much happening

-the white eyes are giving Irene wtff

-NO NOT THE BLACK CURSE AGAIN, WHY?? AND ZANE IS AFFECTED??? AND AARON??? WHY IS CASPIAN IMMUNE????

-LUMI DO SOMETHING- oh okay arson works.

-holy shit it works really well, damage reflected back to caster?? Did the siren need that group of people as like a choir to do her song?

-"copy that, copycat (woaahh woahhh)" ahh siren

-I guess Edwin's coming with, alright.

-"he's smart man, just go!" Aph's lines are so good

-WOLF MASK GIRL?????? WHAT HUH WHAT?? AND THAT'S HOW WE END???

-barely 6 mins in and crab Zane is killing me lmao "HOEEEEE"

-also, nice that Lumi is still here!

-istg if Caspian is following them because he wants Aphmau 🫩 but forget him THE DAEMOS BOYS ARE BACK WOOOO

-God they're just as stupid as I remember ❤️

-"The woman 😮" Pierce, never change

-BYE THEY GOT EXPLODED?? Are they literally just here to get humiliated 😭

-CAPTAIN GARROTH MENTION, ARE WE GONNA GET TO SEE THE S1 HUMANS?? (Travis, nana, garroth, etc.)

-NEW APH FORM!! She's so cute omgg, and she matches Aaron so well in that pirate garb. Still, the question remains where they're coming from 🤔

-"I'm the captain now" YES MA'AM OMG I LOVE HERR

-ahh, so Lumi shows up in reflections

-not Zane pulling a Ratatouille on Aph lmaooo

-Lumi can make other people disappear? That's useful

-LAURANCE YIPPEEEEEE BUT ALSO NOOOO DONT BE AN ENEMY 😢 and wdym murderer??

-oh shit they're blaming him for the void massacre in ep 2- WAIT CASPIAN IS FRAMING HIM?? bro better have a good reason, if this is all just to win Aphmau, he might be crazier than Ein

-oop who is Caspian talking to? Is evil baddie Lucinda making her move?