hereโs a list of some plots that i really really want. iโve credited the original posts where iโve gotten most of these from!
You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes youโll invite me in.
Iโm a new Intern and my bossโs spouse is super foxy.
Youโre an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.
Iโm in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.
Youโre my parentโs boss and I accepted your advances because I didnโt want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and youโre sorta cool.
We met online, hooked up and it turns out youโre my best friendโs aunt/uncle.
secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)
Iโm your bossโs child.
Youโre a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?
Weโre coworkers and usually that wouldnโt be a problem but Iโm your boss, so stop looking at me like that.
Youโre my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldnโt hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?
We hooked up after the office party even though thereโs a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldnโt keep doing this but it was really fun.
soulmate aus:ย (cr.) / (cr.)
All of your dreams are your soulmateโs most significant memories from that given day.
Your soulmateโs hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.
You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so youโll know them when you meet them.
apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.)ย / (cr.)
Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it wonโt let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I havenโt seen you smile in forever please let me in, Iโve been knocking for ten minutes.
I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me ย so sheโd go away and Iโm kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.
I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.
The walls are really thin and i can hear everything youโre saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.
One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim thereโs always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.
famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.)ย / (cr.)
Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and itโs all good and no one really knows itโs him and heโs getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, whoโs so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon theyโre texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and theyโve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that sheโs being catfished so she asksย muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, itโs her fucking idol.
Weโre bandmates and weโre both straight as fuck but weโre currently on tour and itโs been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? Itโs better than nothing, right? โ But oh shit weโve been at it for two months and the sex doesnโt really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because arenโt we supposed to be straight?
Iโm a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but youโre so goddamn clueless, please just notice me Iโm so desperate for you itโs kind of sad.
