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all his perfume is made from the crystals found in floating asteroids in space mixed with exotic plants from neighboring planetsÂ
heâs pretty famous among the elite, and gets commissioned pretty often for custom scents
but he does kind of risk his life everytime he goes out of his way to find ingredients
one time he was asked to collect the petals of a deadly (as in like carnivorous and gigantic) flowerÂ
to mix in with pretty sapphire-like gems that were given to him by the royalty of a small, but wealthy moonÂ
and he had accepted because the payout was an insane amount of money - but on his journey to find the flowerÂ
he had run into more trouble than,,,,,,,,,,,than just the flower trying to eat him
heâd run into you, a farmer known for growing these flowers - and apparently being the only person to escape their sharp teeth that live on the inside of the bud
and when hongjoong had turned up cheekily asking to purchase one of the flowers from youÂ
youâd basically been like âŠâŠâŠ..get out before i dangle you over one of my babies and it chomps that pretty blue head of yours-
hongjoong had begged, he had tried to bribe, but you werenât about to let anyone touch your flowers
heâd resorted to the next best thingâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠsneaking into your farm overnight
which, looking back on it, was a bad ideaÂ
because it was dark and these flowers arenât sweet little daisies
so, one wrong step, and - well - hongjoongâs scream wakes you up in the middle of the night
you come rushing out, pitchfork in hand, to see hongjoong wrapped in vines and being slowly pulled toward the flower patch and youâre likeÂ
and heâs like ok ok ok ok ok seriously please ok anything please save me
and youâre like tapping your foot and looking at him and heâs giving you the puppy dog eyes he tried earlier
and youâre like hhhhhhh i dont want to be charged for m*rder or whatever so fine
and you run your pitchfork through the vine and it snaps off and hongjoong comes tumbling down toward you and just as youâre about to tell him off about trespassing he jumps up and hugs you and is like full on sobbing with thanks and you have to PEEL him off youÂ
but gosh why is this crying tiny man actually a bit,,,,adorable whatever
you donât let him get the petals, but you do leave him with some other flower samples
and you get a box by space mail a couple of months later with custom perfume he made for you and a card that has his voice recording a million thanks and youâre like
âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..cuteâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.coughsÂ
a human princeâŠâŠâŠ..who gets captured by aliens
at first he thinks itâs because the aliens want his family to pay or do something for them
but itâs actually because the aliens want to clone himâŠâŠâŠâŠ..for his faceâŠâŠâŠ.
which makes sense it is a very good face but seonghwa, although slightly flattered
does not want to be put in some alien machine and copied like some papers at the local staples
youâre a mercenary (reluctantly) hired by his parents to go to the planet and save himÂ
the sum for the princeâs rescue is a big number so you get all your best gear and rent the best space bike you can, arriving on the planet in disguiseÂ
you tap your headphones for live translation of the alien language and get to work
it takes a while, but through contacts and general experience from years of work in this field, you manage to figure out where seonghwa is being held
the underwater cell is classic for this planet, as many of the inhabitants are aquatic beings, and when you reach it - the lock is just comically easily to pick
like COMICALLY, as in two snaps of your wrist and the door pops open just enough that a barrier of high pressure moves the water open so you can step through and see the prince
heâs not shackled or anything, which is good because less locks to pick, and the cell looks more comfortable than anything
much better than the ones youâve been in
and when you snap your fingers, and take off your disguise - prince seonghwa doesnt budge from his corner
âugh, are you that homesick you canât even move?â
he looks up and there are bags under his eyes, sad but not moving
âyour mom and dad sent me, can you get up or do you need me to come over and throw you over my shoulder?â
âa-are you from my planet? you know im a prince you cant speak-â
âguess ill be throwing you over my shoulder then.â
he barely has a chance to react as you lean over and pick him up and over your shoulder, seonghwa freezes, unsure of what to do or if he should even trust you
but just as you tun, you roll your eyes because ah - the stupid guards have noticed your intrusion
they both come at you from different sides, but you just glide past there attacks, moving seonghwa easily from your shoulders and into your arms
you kick up your foot and it goes right into the stomach of one of the guards, throwing him back into the other
they hit the wall and you put your leg down and sigh
âugh why are you heavy for a prince?â
seonghwa startles, but realizes heâs gripping around you for dear life
the embarrassment makes him go red down to his neck, which you just smirk at before escaping easily out of the cell
when you return the prince safely to his parents, they have a servant bring out your money which you count while humming happily
until you hear the prince go
âi want to hire them as my personal bodyguard.â
you narrow your eyes and are about to explain that you donât do kiddy work like that
when seonghwa says the price heâs willing to pay and youâre like OH NOW HOLD ON-
his parents are like groaning like nooooooo not a mercenary nooooooooooo this is a bad idea noooooooooo
but seongwa is beaming at ,,,,,,,,,,,,, and youâre like fine ill do it but why are you look at me like that stop looking at me like that hey stop it there are hearts coming out of your eyes hey-
servant jongho holding the money: *looks into the camera*Â
they cannot stand each other - theyve hated each other ever since they had a big fight over who conquered the lost lagoons of jupiter
theyre total opposites too, yunho is a pirate with the taste for finer treasures like artwork, heirlooms, and antiquesÂ
meanwhile mingi likes to hunt exotic aquatic mutations and cash out on gold and loot
their crews are opposites too, reflecting their leaders - yunhoâs crew is polished and probably a little too polite to be considered pirates even though they do lie and steal
meanwhile mingiâs crew are wild, misfits with not much boating experience but a thrill for adventureÂ
theyâre rivals so theyâll usually show up to black market auctions and show off their greatest finds
they also frequently try to get loot from the same locations and their crews end up fighting it out
theyâre both highly profiled criminals though and wanted by every naval commander as far as the eye can seeÂ
especially you - who has a habit of catching only the biggest fish if you know what i mean
if you catch yunho - you end up snagging him in the underwater mansions of a recently bankrupt highclass alien lawyer
you get a tipoff from one of the lawyers associates that yunhoâs been paid to rob the place cleanÂ
so when you show up, youâre actually surprised the tip was true
yunho realizes who you are immediately and challenges you to a duel - much like pirates doÂ
but what he doesnt realize is youâre pretty skilled and once youâve got him in cuffs, yunho cant help but praise your ability with a sword
you tell him to lay off the compliments - itâs not going to get him leniency with the courts
but hejust says heâs not interested in leniency, he would be interested in you being the one to lead him to this cell
he dangles his cuffed hands in front of your face and you raise an eyebrow, you look up and his handsome face is beaming down at you
you grab his wrists and tug him forward, he says something about liking someone who can lead
you tell him to shut it - but everyone around you hears your voice get a little airy
when you get to the cell yunho asks with a wink if youâll be coming in with him, you shut the gate and tell him to enjoy
he sings that once he gets out of here, heâll be sure to thank you kindly for the accommodations
âwhatâre you going to do, try to kill me?â
âoh no, im going to take you out to dinner - commander~~â
if you catch mingi - you manage to bait him out with a fake spotting of an elusive giant squid thatâs worth over ten million dollars in the seafood market
he shows up, ready to catch the monster with his crew - but instead, it he who gets capturedÂ
you grin down at him and tell him he should really be a little smarter if he wants to be a good pirate
he just sticks his tongue out at you and you flick his nose
âdonât be cute with me, mingi.â
he grumbles that the last person on earth heâd be cute with is you
you pretend its a shame and turn your back to start talking with one of your own crew
you take your commanderâs hat off and shrug the uncomfortable uniform blazer you wear, mingi looks to the side and then back at you
just to realize the blouse youâre wearing is showing off your shoulders and through the silken fabric he can see your skin and some small markings you have from your home planet
he tries to busy himself with picking the electric cuffs youâve put on him
but you hear him and shoo away your crew just to turn your attention back to him
you squat down and shake your head, tiling his chin
âno no- if you keep trying to get them off theyâll zap you and your pretty hands will be all ruined.â
âstop acting like you careâ
you pat his cheek and mingi makes the mistake of looking down - your blouse is way too loose so he looks back up into your eyes
but its too late you can see the blush blooming on his face like a rose
âyou know, for a pirate - youâre look more like a schoolboy with a crush.â
âsh-shut up- i request to be thrown in a cell now or somethingâŠ.â
you laugh and pinch his cheek this time
ânope, youâve got to stay here where i can keep an eye on you.â
he swallows at the sound of your voice and tells himself to please get his head on straight otherwise he really will be stuck here,,,,,,,,with you,,,,,,,,,,for while
his brain: but is that really that bad though?
contortionist who is just a tad bitâŠâŠinhumanely flexible
peoples hands just cannot bend that many times you know?
becomes a part of the traveling eight moons circus because what else is he supposed to do with this talentÂ
which he also doesnât understand,,,,,,,sometimes he like bends his wrist and it goes back 180 degrees and then snaps back into place
the rest of the circus people staring at him: wh-
he kind of hates it, the fact that heâs soâŠâŠâŠ.different from everyone else
and even the other performers sometimes call him a freak
so when one day, he comes into work and someone is waiting for him in his makeup chairÂ
he thinks it has to be something bad
but instead, itâs a calm looking man who explains to san that he wants to help him find out more about his amazing talent
and san feels his heart flutter becauseâŠâŠ.people have called his talent many things but not amazing
and san takes his business card and it says something about being a scientist and san gets pretty happy about it
because maybe thereâs some stunning secret behind his ability, when suddenly you tumble through the door
and youâre actually studying under one of the sword swallowers in the circus so youâre not even a performer, but you and san are on good terms because you dont ever say mean things about him
so he wants to tell you about this cool offer he just gotÂ
when he sees that your eyes are wide
âsan, we have to run away. now.â
he doesnât understand, what do you mean - why would he run away?
you look behind your shoulder and get close to san, you whisper that you know that man. heâs famous among circus people. heâs a scientist, but heâs not a good person. chances are he wants to experiment on sanâŠâŠ.and not to help him find the cause of his flexibility
san doesnât believe you at first, how could he - what do you know
but then you explain to san that you do know, youâre sure, because he tried to experiment on you when you were younger and san doesnât get it until you sigh and show him that you might not be as flexible as him - but you also have a talent
you take a hold of one of the prop daggers and just as soon as you balance it over your mouth, it disappears and sanâs eyes widen
âyeah, i can basically eat anything and it wont hurt me.â
he blinks and then drops the business card
âyouâre like me, youâre a -â
âfreak? yeah, i know. only my parents know and they thought the same thing. thatâs why i -â
you both stare at each other and then from somewhere outside you hear that mans voice
san grabs your hand, pushing through the rows of costumes until you guys reach the other end of the tent
you squeeze his palm as he hesitates for a second and san looks back into your eyes
âim here. im going to be by your side from now on.â
san nods, and just as you two ran away to join the circus alone - now youâre running from it togetherÂ
clumsy thief and illegal arms dealerÂ
steals most of the weird shit he finds on other peoples spaceships or schemes them out of inventions that he sells the blueprints for on the black market
(always looking for a blueprint from the âtoymaker jonghoâ but he can NEVER get his hands on one :/)
heâs clumsy in the sense that he often gets caught right after, well he doesnât get caught, but he always gets chased by the police force on whatever planet heâs on
his ship is old, a hand-me-down from the leader of a group that adopted him when he was young and abandoned on the streets of one of the poorest planets in the galaxy
he has the groups crest tattooed on the side of his neck, but he can hide it as the ink is only visible under certain temperatureÂ
he doesnât talk about it often, because the group was his only family, and the only place he ever felt welcome
but now heâs alone - and he has to toughen it up, even though he does find himself in every sticky situation possible
(literally, he once got shot with a slime gun on some planet and couldnât get the green shit out of his hair for DAYS)
he vaguely remembers another member of the group, someone who he thinks was his first love, but who he constantly tries to forget about
because he knows heâll never see them again
until one day, as heâs running through a toxic scrapyard from a very angry alien who bought a defective radar-gun off of him
wooyoung looks back when he hears the sound of a BAM - just to see you standing over the owner
frying pan you found among the scrap in hand
you turn and give wooyoung a thumbs up and he blinks
âsorry, but who are you?â
you hop over and lean super close to wooyoung, your eyes reflect him and wooyoung tries to rack his brain to see if youâre a friend or foe
when suddenly he feels something warm against his neck
he panics, and you soothingly tell him to calm down, its just a heatpack
âa heat- that means-â
his tattoo slowly begins to glow on his skin and you smile a little to yourself
âit is youâŠâŠ..wooyoung.â
he looks at you again and you drop the pack in his hands, he brings it up to your neck and the same tattoo flickers to life on your skin
he stares for a moment longer
and then the pack drops from his hands
the memories flood back through him, the memories heâd tried so hard to forget but couldnt because they were the one gentle thing in his life
you - standing on the ship beside him - the other group members around you
and wooyoung leaning in, to press the first kiss heâd ever gotten on your giggling lips
the shock and power of the memory almost send him tumbling back into a pile of metal and you have to catch him
wooyoung says your name, one syllable at a time and you laugh
âyep, thatâs me - donât tell me you forgot about me already you big dummy?â
something in wooyoungâs heart feels like its growing
you dust him off and are about to say something, when you both hear the alien you knocked out waking up
âok, end of dramatic reunion - letâs run!â
wooyoung nods, hand reaching out to grab yours, almost like you two had never let go of each other in the first placeÂ
he can see peoples dreams when they sleep and remember them even after they wake up
from the dream he can tell their fortune regarding questions about money, love, and health
he has to be in the same space as the sleeping person for his ability to work, so people usually visit him in his home and fall asleep in his bed - where yeosang hovers a hand over them and sees their dreams play out like a movie
during this time, his eyes glaze over golden and have a weird shine to them - like thereâs light coming from deep withinÂ
only a couple of people have been able to see him in this state, as usually the only people in the room are him and the person whose asleepÂ
you have been feeling kind of down about your future so your friends send you see yeosang
when you walk in, youâre hit by the calming scent of sea breeze and yeosang who gets up from his chair to greet you
he looks like a living mermaid or something, so you ask if heâs from another planet - and he just laughs and says youâre too kind
when his hand touches yours though, he feels a sensation that he doesnât usually get from other clients
when you finally fall asleep - yeosang enters his prophet phase and hovers his hand over you
he can feel your body heat and hear the rate of your heart slow, it takes a while but soon enough he sees your first dream of the night
when the clock strikes six in the morning, you wake up - you feel groggy and stretch your hands up over your head
only to jump in shock because,,,,,,,,,,,why is prophet yeosang laying down beside you
is that supposed to happen?
you gently shake his shoulder awake and he opens his eyes, for a second you still see that gold shine till they turn back to their ordinary color
âw-where you able to see anything?â
you ask, curious and worried, yeosang takes a moment to fully sit up and then shakes his head
âim sorry, you didnt have any dreams. i couldnt see anything.â
your shoulders sag a little, but you donât understand - you definitely remember dreaming
you even remember that yeosang was in your dream, which you think is just because heâs the last person you saw before you fell asleep
yeosang bites back his lip - he can see youâre not totally convinced
but he canât tell you the truth
which is that he did see your dreams and in them, for the first time, he saw mirror images of his own dreams
which could only mean one thing
you and him were soulmates - your destinyâs intertwinedÂ
that sensation heâd gotten when heâd first touched you was the seal of your souls
but,,,,,,,,,,,heâs not sure dropping the news on you like that right now is a good idea
so instead he asks if you want breakfast - food can solve all your problems. for now.Â
if the toys heâs making werenât actually commissioned weaponry by the top government bodies in his country
ok let me be more clear: heâs building super soldier robots âŠâŠâŠ.
no one is supposed to know about it, jongho is just supposed to run his family toyshop during the day and then during the night go downstairs into his actual workshop
where heâs building the body of this super robot
every now and then someone from the cia will come and visit him for updates, and jongho will pass along files with his blueprints
of course, heâs supposed to be a government secret, but bounty hunters and thiefâs try to find him every now and then to steal his work
thankfully an agent usually stops an attackâŠâŠâŠbut when needed, jongho can crack some heads with his bare hands (or one of his many other weapons heâs designed)
you are one of jonghoâs frequent customers
for actual toys, not weapons
you have no clue about that
but you end up accidentally stumbling upon his âworkshopâ and in a panic jongho explains everything to you
you sort of dont believe him, but then you see the parts heâs collecting and his work so far
and really - well - who knows these things with the government make your head spin
jongho says you cant tell anyone and you promise that you wont, but someone from the cia finds out that you were at his home
so youâre brought in with jongho for questioning and before you can think to say anything
sweating in your seat because oh my god jongho was for real oh my god hes really helping the government build robots oh my go-
jongho is like âthereâs nothing you need from them. theyâre my significant other thatâs why they were at the shop so late.â
the agents (and you) flusterÂ
because oh, well thatâs definitely an explanation
jongho throws a look your way and you cant believe it but you are about to LIE to the cia about being jonghoâs s/o
but you do itâŠâŠ.good golly you do itâŠ..and you and jongho are let go
and youâre just walking down the block and youâre like holy hell what just happened
and jongho grabs your hand and whispers that theyâre still watchingÂ
and heâs sorry to do this but you might have to play this role for a while
you mumble back that he shouldnât apologize, its not like you hate the role you just hate the fact that now your involved in government secrets
and jongho (missing the point) is likeÂ
oh,,,haha,,,,you donât mind it huh - fake dating me - huh
and youre like no not at all I MIND THE GOVERNMENT KILLER ROBOT IN YOUR BASEMENT HONEYÂ