When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

I do this to my son and it works lol

Reblog to save a parent

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

I would whoop his ass!

Y'all didn’t just hear the sound her shit made 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao biiiiiiiitch

Dead

Biiiitch! Lmfao

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

BRUH

Drop my phone while still laughing 😂😂😂

“Biiitch”

Lmaoooo bitchhhhhh

It took me a while, but I finally learned that other people are not medicine.

After some good dick……

Give a Gemini reasons to focus on you and they will, regardless of the other million things running through their mind everyday.