Lucas Connors

Then what’s stopping you closing the door right now then? Just go ahead, really. Bye!

Do you think your dick is some gift from the gods? People fake orgasms easily don’t overestimate yourself.

I never said my dick is a gift from the gods. My mouth is.

I’m not even a little girl though, I’m nineteen. I just look like a fourteen year old or something and it’s annoying as hell. What if I told you, that I’m not even selling cookies? I just knocked on the wrong door and tried to play it off.

Then I'd say you're crazy and wasted fifteen minutes of my life that I'll never get back and you should've just said that you knocked on the wrong door.

Do you want to lose your fucking appendages Lucas? 

Do you want to actually feel good for once in your life, Sidney?

Pretty crazy that you don’t do cookies. We have thin mints, peanut butter patties, shortbread, double chocolate chip, and m&m but thats irrelevant, sorry… I’m just going to like, go.

I don't do cookies from random little girls that come out of no where selling cookies that even smaller girls should be selling.

This can’t be made less sketchy. 

It's less sketchy if you know my name. You're gonna need to know what to scream.

I tend to focus on the most important thing in the room and it’s definitely not your eyes.

If my dick is that important than you should get a better look.

I don’t know if you’re my type…

Only one way to find out.

Might wanna answer the door in clothes as well, looks a bit trashy. 

If you cared that much you wouldn't keep forcing yourself to look up from my dick. My eyes are up here.

Mhmm, dead right, I’m twelve, of course. But in reality, I’m nineteen and just trying to help out a little girl who isn’t as fortunate as me, and probably you. But you know, don’t worry about it, honestly, someone else will buy them.

Yeah, well someone else will buy them. I don't do cookies.

Shut up.

Yeah? I think you have pathological narcissism.

I think you have a crush on me.

You’ll eventually try to flirt with me again and I might allow it if you do it right.

I am pretty determined. I mean, the girl really wants the bike but she obviously can’t go around the whole town selling cookies by herself so I’ve came with her. She just happens to be in the bathroom right now. I’m sorry about the whole shower thing, I mean, I can go? It’s not a big deal, someone else will buy some probably. But, the thing that makes them better than the normal ones is this– I’m the one selling them, thats what makes them better.

Does she not have an adult to sell them with her? What are you like twelve? Oh so she just so happens to be in the bathroom. I don't think that makes me more interested in your cookies, thanks though..

Remember how a prick would have handled that, that’s what I like darling. For next time I mean.

Next time?