"pharmacist" and "apothecarist"

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere? 

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen 

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

I mean, we’re friends, right? And what are friends for if not to avenge you after you’ve been murdered 

yeah that’s fair

Thank you, I think

anyways, how are things over where you are

They definitely are

is that bad or good

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it 

CANNON

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT” 

ABSOLUTELY

if matt dies next then i can annoy him in the afterlife with no consequences

…you’re right. Do It 

do you think they have duct tape in the afterlife?

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it 

CANNON

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT” 

ABSOLUTELY

if matt dies next then i can annoy him in the afterlife with no consequences

…you’re right. Do It 

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere? 

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen 

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

I mean, we’re friends, right? And what are friends for if not to avenge you after you’ve been murdered 

yeah that’s fair

Thank you, I think

anyways, how are things over where you are

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it 

CANNON

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT” 

ABSOLUTELY

if matt dies next then i can annoy him in the afterlife with no consequences

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it 

CANNON

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT” 

ABSOLUTELY

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere? 

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen 

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

I mean, we’re friends, right? And what are friends for if not to avenge you after you’ve been murdered 

yeah that’s fair

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it 

CANNON

HELL YEAH

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere? 

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen 

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere? 

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Thank you :) I may die as i said

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it 

CANNON

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere? 

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course 

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

im gonna die ? probably

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

im gonna die ? probably

No

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

im gonna die ? probably

im gonna die ? probably

No