you killed the man (southgate) but not the idea (the most boring football known to man)

haaland matching his hair ties to the kits hes wearing …. thats a diva

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

i feel about mbappe the way gay guys on twitter feel about vaguely sociopathic reality TV female celebs like okay that's mother

belgium’s only hope is pulling dries mertens out of retirement i fear

This really is the world cup of goalkeepers

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

GOAL

A late cancellation without even replaying it is weird