LRSOA Gossip

I am actually pleased in some of you for once. As you must be aware of, seeing as I’m the only true entertainment in all of your lives, I issued out a couple truth or dares recently. Our dearest Pretty Boy and Princess stepped up to the task.

Matthew is quite the dancer if I do say so myself, and I must offer him extra credit for getting around my B A N of him asking his little girlfriend for help. Well done to you sir!

Piper, my sweet placed quite the kiss on our very own Greek God and U N S U R P R I S I N G L Y he was up to the task!

This is how you keep yourself on my good side my loves, do something wild and stupidly courageous every now and again. We’ll get along so much better if you do.

-don’t keep me waiting, xoxo, Gossip Girl.

Why, sugar? You want to be apart of the team that helps keep you all on your toes?Come on out of H I D I N G and we can talk.

You see dear anon, my issue with you all being in relationships in that you all seem to L O S E your ability to function without your partner. Everything ends up revolving around them and what becomes of the excitement you were as a person - it dies. Look at Kai and Violet, Daniella and Oliver even Matthew and Jayson. They’ve all lost the fire that was once alight within them.

If I were see anyone get together, I would hope that they were able to uphold their individuality. That being said: I would love to see Artemis with Aphrodite, why you ask? They’re both beautiful Greek gods. Plus it’d be nice to see someone get in between Aphrodite and Piper. Honestly at this point it could be A N Y O N E I would also like to see Esmeralda and Aubree with someone who allows them both to let out their wild sides. They might be small but they have to hold a fierceness. Anyone up to the challenge?

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Last day of the week is a free for all. You got a question you’re just dying to ask, go ahead and ask it. You want to know my O P I N I O N about something, go for it. I might even give you a wrap up message about what I think of this week before I head off for my beauty sleep.

-don’t keep me waiting, xoxo, Gossip Girl

Fuck: Matthew + Jay - If I have the option to kill them or fuck them, I’ll take them both. At the same time.Marry: Willy - He’s a little cutie that one.Kill: None ;)

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Fuck: Esmeralda - Good in small dosesMarry: Daphne - The only on of which I could stand for more than a short time periodKill: Kalani - If there was another short term choice I would, she’s too sweet to just kill off.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Fuck: Artemis - Look at little Adonis - he can take me to Mt. Olympus any day.Marry: Jay - He’s the only one of these guys I would cope with for so long.Kill: Matthew - But if you ever want a casual lay, hit me up.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Fuck: Matthew, he seems like he’s got the right kind of knowledge and experienceMarry: Kai, he already knows how to keep his wife happy, no? Happy Wife, Happy Life.Kill: No one - I’d get Stefan some professional help. I worry.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Pretty Boy being the bravest out of all of you, granted he is drunk. Thank you for sharing. I’m sure your “just friends” would be more that willing to help B L U R those lines. Just ask Secondly, it’s up to you just how you want to feel about that. I’m not to fussed about it. And lastly, it provides the fun no?

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Charming knowledge. I can totally understand why you chose to G R E Y F A C E that little tidbit.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Three names. I’ll tell you who I’d fuck, marry and kill. Sure you can all F I G U R E that one out on your own.

-don’t keep me waiting, xoxo, Gossip Girl

Most of us forget but this was also a confession blog as well, so Friday is the day dedicated to you telling me your D I R T Y little secrets. I assume most of you will do it anonymously, and I suppose that is fine, though I’d love someone to be brave and just shout it out to the world.

-don’t keep me waiting, xoxo, Gossip Girl

Can we 100% say that they’re J U S T F R I E N D S? Because, personally, I don’t think we can.But they both gorgeous and fun. I think whatever is happening between them will be entertaining no matter what.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

What do I think? I think they’re enjoyable to watch. They’re delicate and could shatter anytime soon. For that reason in particular, I am all for their relationship. They do however run the R I S K of being nothing short of normal which just isn’t fun. But for now I will sit back with some popcorn and watch it all play out. 

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Despite what I show, I’m not all about drama. I can appreciate that some of you lost souls truly are tortured and just need S O M E O N E to be there. Carson is that for Stefan and I think that’s admirable. Good for them.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

Pretty Boy and My Little Princess both have a whole lot P R O B L E M S of their own that they have hidden away. I feel like their friendship has potential to be interesting. But they haven’t known each other long so we’ll all just have to wait and see.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo, Gossip Girl

She seems like she’s best at being put together. Good at what she got into the academy for, got solid friends. Who knew anyone at this academy was functional? Props to that sweetheart.

-don’t keep me waiting,xoxo Gossip Girl