Lauren Turner.

I’m literally not kidding

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

“I don’t know how but when my parents Went seperate ways They took parts of me with them; They used them to better themselves. My mother she took my trust, my love, my commitment. She polemically used them to collide with another man as I looked on. I think she took my selfishness too. My dad. He took my spontaneity, happiness, and my passion. He used them to buy a bike. He just kept on riding away from his past. I think He went a little crazy. 4 years I spent. Wondering empty, Filled with nothing but a dark cavity. Searching to find these pieces on dingy dance floors and strangers beds after liquor fueled invitations; Promising men forever when what I actually meant was “your convenient”. But it’s okay, I’m getting back to my old self again now. Thanks. I owe you.”

One of the purest things that will ever happen to you is when you are having the worst day, and you’re rushing around mundane tasks inside your life trying to avoid catching up with yourself because you will crumble and you don’t want anyone to see that, and someone takes your hands and says “Hey, slow down. Just tell me what’s wrong.” Suddenly that huge hole inside your head and your heart feel just a bit better. Because someone does care. And someone loves you enough to know you need to crumble and doesn’t let you do it alone.

Sometimes you just have to sit back and enjoy the moments. The moments to come, the moments that have been and the moment you’re living right now. The small and meaningless moments in life, the ones which are over in the blink of an eye, enjoy them. Enjoy them whilst you can, because one day you’re going to wish you had. One day you’re going to realize that those small moments are the ones you’re going to want to tell other people about. Enjoy the moments. At the end of the day, they’re all you have.

For you, a thousand times over

In another world we shall understand it all.