Lyf.

bye im……..

the only good thing to come out of 2016

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

It fucking said pumpkin. What the fuck.

I swear, it sounds like it’s saying “thank you” and “pretty good” at some points in the video

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

 two babies can be born at the exact same moment but in different years due to this

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

This is seriously a life altering revelation

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever.

yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns were dressed in certain colours according to their genitals……….jeez……..how fucked up would that be……..how could I have ever come up with something so silly

This is one of those things you never asked for, but never knew you needed.