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꒷꒦ YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT DOWN ! ˎˊ˗ a roleplay blog for CESARE of the show B.igtop Burger ! canon - based with headcanons added on. 18+, selective, mutual - exclusive, crossover, multimuse & oc friendly. SPOILER HEAVY ! written by DEZ ; they / them, 27.
links ; bio. rules. memes. prompts.
currently LOW - MEDIUM activity.
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ooc ; ohhh ces calling doctor ' Allen ' when he's being sincere ... he did meet him as Allen after all 🥲
ATTRIBUTES ;
EYES: light blue | green | brown* | hazel | black | grey | red | other | pale blue w/ yellow scleras.
HAIR: blonde | medium brown* | black | red | ginger | grey/white | multi-color | green | none
BODY TYPE: skinny | slender | slim* | built | curvy | athletic | muscular
SKIN: pale | light | fair | freckled | tan* | olive | medium | dark | discolored |
SPECIES: human* | undead / vampire | shapeshifter | demon | angel | witch/wizard/sorcerer | incubus/succubus | grim reaper | other
LIVING SITUATION: lives alone* | lives with parents/guardian | lives with significant other | lives with a friend | lives with siblings | drifter | dorming | homeless
PARENTS/GUARDIAN: mom* | aunt | dad | adoptive | foster | grandparents | family friend | orphan
GENDER: male | female | trans | cis | no gender | agender | demiboy | demigirl | other
SEXUALITY: heterosexual | homosexual | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | other
ORIENTATION: heteroromantic | homoromantic | biromantic | panromantic | aromantic | demiromantic | other
RELATIONSHIP: single | crushing | dating | engaged | married | separated | it’s complicated
I'VE BEEN: in love | hurt | sick | abused | killed
I HAVE A(N): learning disorder | personality disorder | mental disorder | anxiety disorder | eating disorder | substance-related disorder | n/a
THINGS I'VE DONE BEFORE: drank alcohol | smoked | done drugs (prescribed) | stolen | self-harmed | starved myself | had sex | had a threesome | gotten into a fist fight | gone to the hospital | been arrested | gone to jail | used a fake id | gone to a rave | killed someone
POSITIVE TRAITS: affectionate | adventurous | athletic | brave | careful | charming | confident | creative | determined | fearless | generous | honest | humorous | intelligent | loyal | modest | patient | selfless
NEGATIVE TRAITS: aggressive | bossy | cynical | envious | fearful | greedy | gullible | jealous | impatient | impulsive | insecure | irresponsible | possessive | sarcastic | self-conscious | selfish | unstable
thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
An allegory of the absurdity of death. From the German satirical magazine Der Wahre Jacob on 31 May 1913.
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my thousand years are UP! 🌴☀️
ooc ; traditional NSFT sideblog bump @colddeadhandz
ooc ; put cesare's birthday in my calendar ( july 10 ) 😌
ooc ; a favorite joke i dont get to do often is ces straight-faced saying things like ' so i just got home and took my bra off ' / ' i'd take my top off ' / ' i'm going into labor ' etc. like when chris does that it knocks me outtt
new one just dropped ; " i'm sending him my panties " LMFAO
redraw of my first bigtop burger piece back from 2022 [original also under cut]
thank you btb and worthikids for resonating with me in ways i haven't felt since i was just starting as an artist back in 2007. for inspiring me and the way i tackle character/world building, and for encouraging me to expand my creative horizons. because of bigtop burger, i like to think that i'm a more curious artist and that i have grown, making my younger self proud 💚 i can't wait to see how worthi himself continues to grow as well
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@dreamsofalife ; EXCITEDLY handing him a tiramisu cake slice!!! It's Italian just like him!!!
💀 ⸺ [ thus far in his eating renaissance, his favorite foods have been SWEETS. at the sight of another pastry, he perks up and eagerly takes the plate. he's been eating PLENTY, but still acts like a starving raccoon. ]
“ Thanks! What is this? ” [ he's already scooped up a bite ; expression quickly turning from unsure ( likely the bold taste of the espresso, ) to DELIGHTED when all of the flavor comes together. they didn't have tiramisu in Italy 1,000 years ago, but he'll be pleased to know they have good taste! ]
“ Oh fuck, YUM! First I was like, ‘ eegads! ‘ but then the sweet, creamy layers wrapped me in a blanket of love and light and I was like, ‘ WOWZA! ‘ ”
@thesickening ; ❝ Oh man, Gruyère is my FAVORITE cheese. You've GOTTA try it ! ❞ - Dude
💀 ⸺ “ I fancied you a Cheez - Whiz out of the can kinda guy, I'm impressed! Unless it's some kind of fancy - sounding cheese that really tastes like 'pit. ” [ he smiles regardless, pleased to try ANYTHING and everything. taking a knife to the block, he takes off a small piece, sniffing it curiously before popping it into his mouth. ]
“ ... Woaah. This is a -- a cheese I bet Dionysus would pair with grapes! Out of the couple I've tried so far, this is probably my blue ribbon. Look'it you, with refined taste! ”
Cesare Bigtopburger
ooc ; your muse should recommend / offer things for Cesare to eat perhaps ... i like to write his whiteboy joy and wonder
She would've gaped in horror at the knowledge that people in this country willingly binge this pigswallow to the point of vomiting, but she's too busy chugging the offered water. She gasps halfway through, holding a wrist to her mouth and begging her roiling stomach not to make her the next spectacle.
She is never trusting any of her coworkers again. Ever.
"Well, I do desire that such food and I be better strangers." She offers a crooked smile. "But I must admit, your costume is delightful. It reminds me of an old German impressionist film. Not many nowadays are appreciative of the classics."
💀 ⸺ [ it's usually GRATIFYING to see a pretty person recoil ; satisfying to see their pristine faces crack like glass. this instance is a bit different, she's so UNLIKE the usual snob ; polite and proper, and a GOOD SPORT! people don't usually compliment him, especially after sampling one of their abominations. ]
“ Why thank you! It's funny, this isn't the first time someone's made that connection. Wasn't intentional, to tell you the truth. I guess I unintentionally took inspiration like so many other artists! Such a COOL movement, the distortion of the everyday, stylization to convey a theme! huge for cinema. Cliche, but my favorite may be the OG Nosferatu. ” [ not to mention he had witnessed the era firsthand. he is FASCINATED by media ; a bit of a nerd about it. ]
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“ gender ambiguous elder goth….” She mumbled, feeling a little out of her depth. The most experimental she’s gotten was a dip into decora. She’s had alternative friends in the past! She can work off that
“ pa..well you can get jeans practically anywhere “ she turned on her heels, glancing around, “ we……could try Spensers. They have some stuff in there that might work “ she turned her head back to him, “ but I wanna get boba first “
💀 ⸺ “ Boba, ” [ he parrots, trying to remember what food that was -- DRINK, it's a drink. he remembers making that blueberry water as a gag at the truck one time, but it just wasn't grody enough ... now that he can eat and drink, he's eager to try everything! foods are SO different than they were 1,000 years ago, and luckily, their tastes are usually potent enough for his dulled senses to register. ]
“ Ooh, the drink with the lil' EGGS at the bottom! I wanna try that, I'll treat! ”
"Victorian royal?" Allen repeated quizically before barking out a laugh, hand waving in the air. "My persona for work is far from how I truly live, Cesare, I assure you. I may method act from time to time to simply never lose muse, but I live, well..." He paused to gesture around at his apartment. "Comfortably."
"So I implore you, please-! Come inside already. I have a spare room you can use, but I am going to need to clean it out first... You see, I used to have a roommate back before you hired me, but he couldn't handle that I took my work home. I turned his old room into storage, but once I scrape clean my personables, the bed shall be yours to use."
💀 ⸺ [ a BED ... how pathetic it is, to realize how long it's been since he's used a bed -- since he's been in a home at all, actually ... but the idea of Doctor driving out a roommate by taking his ' work ' home does raise Cesare's spirits, making him chuckle as he finally enters. ]
“ ... 'kay. I really appreciate it. ” [ hands tucked in pockets, he curiously takes in the space. he's pleased ; knowing that despite everything, he was able to supply the funds for his crew to live COMFORTABLY. ]
“ Heh, I kept reminding myself that the fortune I'd left with you guys would set you up for a while. Never thought I'd see it for myself ; makes me happy. Management didn't really get the concept of ' minimum wage, ' and I wasn't gonna nark ... You deserve it ..! ”
